Éclair has hur furst contest and its an amazing art contest. Yer lady an artest!?!?! Owrs isn’t either, but it duesn’t mattur. Join in the fun.
Wanna become a woofies “peep”?!? We don’t know what “peep” meens but owr lady says it’s a gud thing eggspeshalie casue it’s a woofie. Owr new frend Shadow reely likes cats (as frends). Stop by and tell him HI!
Who do I purr abowt at nite? He’s a dreemie, widebody, orange and white handsum fellow. Stop by and tell Eric how cute I am! –Rosie