Thare's A Woofie Monstur

Thare's something new and furry living in the SAME howse as us. We don't know what it is but we have accumyoolated some vary important clues:
1. It makes "mistakes" and pees IN the howse but NOT in the litturbox. How undignified!
2. It is furry like us and makes lowd woofie noises if we try to nom its foods.
3. It's name is "Yer A Good Boy, Rockford" cause it seems to respond to that.

We ignore "Yer A Good Boy, Rockford" but the Furry Rodent Shelby enjoys making contact with him. Here is the Furry Rodent "playing" with the Woofie Monster

And this video evidence was taken on the first day "Yer A Good Boy, Rockford" came to live with us. He was vary tired and sleeping so the Furry Rodent decided to investigate. Here's the yootube if yoo can't see it.

We have HIGH hopes that someday this Woofie Monstur will decide to eat the Furry Rodent. Until then, we will continue owr investigation as to what this THING is...

It was a nice nite until....

Me and Rosie are best friends. Even though I am a FIERCE MANCAT there is still a teddie bare side to my purrsonalitie. I like to cuddle and to have my ears cleaned so I can hear bad peepul and protect my domain.

Here I am relaxing with my buddie Rosie when outta NO WHARE the furry rodent attacks! It's not vary good quality, but yoo can clearly see the feroshus attack.

If yoo are having trouble seeing the video here is the yootube link.

Showur Time

NO NEED to check the showur. Thare's nothing in thare. I repeat, thare is NOT a furry rodent in the showur.

Pleeze turn the showur on RITE NOW! hehehehe

Do Not Disturb The Furry Donuts with Ears

Hi, yoo have reached the two furry donuts with ears

we are unavailable rite now, but please leave yer name and...

OH WAIT, we meant to stop with "please leave"

Sumo the Squirrel

This is owr friend Sumo the Squirrel. Sumo has enjoyed one too many sunchips, peanuts, capt'n crunch berries and crackers.

Here we are saying hello to Sumo and inviting him inside. He is kinda rude cause he nevur aksepts owr invitations.

And here I am having a convursation with Sumo. We are vary friendlie and honest with eachothur.

The furry rodent may look innocent...

but DON'T be mistaken!

Luk at what he does in the middle of the nite waking EVARYTHING up in the howse...

He tries to suffokate me when I'm sleeping...

He has NO CLUE what purrsonal space is...

And he sleeps like a furry hyooman...

Aftur Crunching The Numburs....

It appears I am missing a squillion treats from my belly.

Please give them to me now and I will not involve my legul department in the mattur.

It's fun to stay at the...

Yoo know what thay say about kittehs with BIG paws...

.
.
.
.
.
We have a hard time yoosing chopsticks!

hahahaha

Off-Rodeing with the Furry Rodent

We have yet to akksept the furry rodent as cat in this familie. As yoo can plainlie see Shelby is too small to be a cat like us so he is still a furry rodent.

We did catch Shelby doing something onlie BIG MANCAT's do and that's go off-rodeing in the red mashine. Obviouslie Shelby doesn't have his liscense so he culd go to jail and be fined a squillion dollars and we'd have to bail him owt. He's defunatelie in that teenage rebelious stage.

We let Shelby off with a stern warning and a paw bop on the head. Hopefullie he lurned his lesson so he dussent do it again and have to go to jails!