Weve been resurching the issues owr ladie is voting on to help edjucate her. Thare are many proposuls and if yer not careful and matikuluslie checking yoo nevur know what yoo mite miss.
In the Mitten state (mishigun, whare owr grandparents live) thare's a proposul to establish "a mourning dove hunting season". Can yoo beleeve Mishigun kitties are NOT allowed to watch doves owt of the windows in the morning!?!
And whats more...owr lady is against this. She's denying us kitties owr rites to watch the doves!
Be sure to let yer persun leeve earlie tomorrow to vote.
Yer patriotic frends Rosie and Cheeto