Guess what!?! Owr berdie finalie came owt of its egg! We have no idea how it lived in such a tiney space-maybe he lived in Manhattun before moving to the egg so he's used to small places.
Anyways, owr lady says we are not allowed to eat him. We are vary upset so we came up with ten gud reasuns why we shuld eat the green fee-vur monstur.
1 He luks like a yummy green chikhen
2 He makes lots if noise and disturbs owr naptime
3 His head fits purfektlie into owr mowths
4 Prowteen is gud fur owr furs
5 Owr lady eats stuff inside eggs so why can't we?
6 he's a fresh pickin frum owr egg gardun so he's organik
7 His vishus sharp beek mite hurt owr lady
8 Its survivul of the fittest and we are fitter than him
9 He has a wishbone so all owr wishes will come true
10 We grew it so its owrs to eat!
Can yoo think of any othur reasons that wuld support owr case!?!
His name is BT and he belongs to gramma and grampa. Owr lady says we can't eat him cause gramma and grampa luv him vary much. ::sigh::