Anyways, owr lady says we are not allowed to eat him. We are vary upset so we came up with ten gud reasuns why we shuld eat the green fee-vur monstur.
1 He luks like a yummy green chikhen2 He makes lots if noise and disturbs owr naptime
3 His head fits purfektlie into owr mowths
4 Prowteen is gud fur owr furs
5 Owr lady eats stuff inside eggs so why can't we?
6 he's a fresh pickin frum owr egg gardun so he's organik
7 His vishus sharp beek mite hurt owr lady
8 Its survivul of the fittest and we are fitter than him
9 He has a wishbone so all owr wishes will come true
10 We grew it so its owrs to eat!
Can yoo think of any othur reasons that wuld support owr case!?!
His name is BT and he belongs to gramma and grampa. Owr lady says we can't eat him cause gramma and grampa luv him vary much. ::sigh::
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Well, I fink you haf a furry strong case as it is. Shame to eet him though cos he is weely qwite pritty.
Um, because he has cute little drumsticks?
I never knew it was so easy to grow your own bird before. I might have to try it myself! Does he have a name?
You got a real birdie in an egg?!!! Next time Mom gets eggs out of the 'frigerator we need to check them out!
By the way, Mom grew up in Shy-town and knows where Wiggly Feeld is.
Wait, the fev-ver LIVES with you?? I'm confused. Is it just to fatten it up until you eat it?
What?? Oh the Woman says she used to have birdies and her cats at the time didn't even notice them! Crazy!!
Chase
You have a perfect case!
Nope! Your case is Iron-clad. BT looks delicious! What time is dinner?
You make a very compelling case. I bet you don't get to eat him tho...
EET HIM EET HIM EET HIM BERDS ARE YUMMY SUMTIMES I AKSIDENTLY EET THEM AFTER I MAKE THEM GO DED AND FURRGIT TO WIPE THE FETHERS FRUM MY MOWTH AND I GIT IN TRUBBUL SO MAKE SHUR YOO DEESTROY ALL THE EVIDINSE I KLIMED A TREE ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP TODAY TRYING TO GIT THE BERDIES HOO WERE TAWNTING ME BERDIES ARE EEVIL LIFE'S A TRIP!
You grew that birdie your selfs? That's a great ideer, why didn't we fink of that?
Hugs and snuggles to my pecan nut and maple syrup pastry.
purrs furrom Eric x x
"Wow" he does look yummy errr... cute
I have heard that those kind of birds can really upset your stomach. No use ex-ing him, pulling off his feathers, and eating him just to barf him back up, right? But you might want to threaten him with that, just a little, to keep him from disturbing your nap time.
What an, um, adorable little creature he is!
We make some great points!
He looks delish!
Rosie, have yoo seen that Eric is sik??????
we think as a reward for growin him so good you should get to eat him ~the Fluffy TRibe
Ohhh, I never knew you could grow birdies like that, I am definitely going to try that.
I just read your tour of the watering holes, very informative! I just go between my water bowl and the pond in the garden normally. My sister used to climb in the sink but that involves more athletism than I really like. Also she used to get on the human litter bowl which is why they got into the habit of always keeping the lid down even though she has been gone a long time. And they quite often put bleach down it so they don't want to risk me drinking that.
Rosie and Cheeto ware are yoo???? Did yoo fall owt of yer kat apartmint in the sky??
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