When the Cats Are Away, the Mice Will Play

ummm, that title duesn’t sound rite. Anyways, owr lady is back aftur spending krissmas in the mittun state. We didn’t miss hur a bit!

Once owr lady left we got party prepurashuns underway and invited everyone to come ovur. Lux, Daisy, Gemini, Grr, Midnite, Cocoa, Eric (Rosie’s hubby), Flynn, Ariel, Merlin, Shadow, KoKo, Jake, Bathsheba, DaisyMae, Mrs. B (Cheeto’s beeeuty), Rascal, Kimo, Sabi, Max, Icon, Mr. Zenith and Skeezix stopped by…the party was hoppin all weekend!

The originul plan was to lock owr cat nanny in the peeples littur box room so we didn’t have to be on owr best behavior…but she was sooo cul we didn’t half to do that! She played chase the fev-vur rod game, cleaned up when I (cheeto) blew chunks, and even got us a catnip candy bar. Owr cat nanny sent daily emails to owr lady letting hur know how gud we were, and we didn’t even have to bribe hur to say nice things with nip. But here’s the best part…she didn’t tattletale abowt the kitty krissmas bash!

If yoo get a cat nanny make sure she’s as cul as owrs…do yer research and make sure to get refurruls (these can also turn into dates with othur cats if yoo are smooth like Kismet on the fone), make sure yer cat nanny is curtufied and most importuntlie make sures shes not a tattletale!

Busted!

The temp-tay-shuns were already open when I fownd them. Don't yoo believe me? Ummm, pleeze ignore the bite marks on the bag. -Rosie

Partie At Owr Place!!

While its kinda sad to have owr lady gone we have TONS of stuff to do thanks to owr best friend and eggstreemlie generrus Skeezix!!

Furst, we are going to play Pin The Tale On The MaoButt. As yoo can see weve been practicing a lot and have gotten vary gud.

Secundlie, since its vary cold owtside we are going to enjoy hot catnip coco in owr boring blak mug that is reely a secret amazingly fabulous skeezix mug in disguise. Luk!

Lastlie, we are going to preetend owr friends Skeezix and Maobert are with us ovur kristmas by starring at the culest ornument evur. It's kinda like hanging owt with them eggsept thay are vary still and dont eat, sleep or make stinkies...

So, Skeezerooskis, thank yoo so much fur being such a grate friend to us and all of the othur FOS memburs!
SKEEZIX - WE SOOLUTE YOO!

Owr Majikal Grandma. -By Rosie and Cheeto

We are nominating Owr Majikal Grandma for the Food Lady of the Yeer Award. Ho-sted* by the amazing Skeezix the cat.

We luv owr fud lady but today we are going to write in honur of owr fud lady's lady, owr grandma. She has these amazingly majicullie superpowers and that's why she's fud lady of the yeer!

Turns Papur Into Fud
When owr lady was in collej she didn't have a mr. werk who wuld put fud in the cat dishes. That's whare owr grandma came in. She wuld male these pieces of paper to owr lady who wuld "cash" them and whoaaa, thare was fud in owr cat dishes!!!

With One Luk, She Makes One Big Happie Familie

When I, Cheeto, was living with my lady she didn't even think of bringing anothur kittie to live with me. Than she met rosie and saw how sweet and innocent she was...when grandma saw Rosie she gave my lady the luk and what do you know, we turned into one big happie familie!

The Nevurending Fud Bowl

No matter how hard we try owr fud bowl is nevur empty when Grandma is arownd. We culd eat all day and majically the fud keeps coming. Owr lady says it has sumthing to do with grandma's Italiyun jeans, but weve nevur seen hur ware denim!

*Evun thou it says "Ho" it's not considured a bad werd on Skeezix's bad werd list. Ask Rocky...Cheeto says hes vary furmiliur with the werd. -Rosie

I Luv Werms!!

My lady made a batch of werms and shared them with me...

Thay are so yummy...

And fun to play with...

Oh how I luv werms! -Rosie

'Way Ovur My Catnip Limit' Wednesday

Don't yoo see the neyon orange fee-vers waring brite pink parkas circuling arownd Rosie's head?

Yer Nipped Up Friend,
Cheeto

One Big Happie Familie!

Here's owr offishul entry to Eclairs Creative Contest.

Owr lady was nice enuff to create us, so when she went to visit hur bf, Mr. Werk, we made a creashun of owr lady.
We hope yoo like owr
HAPPIE FAMILIE!

Harsh Werds Fur Owr Lady

Deer Lady-

So let's get this strate, yer making sumething fur US to entur into Eclairs creative contest but yoo wont let US get neer the creeashun? OK, we know we tried to eat it but still...

Yoo keep saying "cats can't eat play-dow" but we just want to make sure yer creative inspurashun of US tastes yummy too!

Sinceralie,
Yer upset kitties - Rosie and Cheeto

The Most Wondurful Time of the Year

Arownd this time of yeer we get grate presents. Sevural usuallie arrive at a time and primarilie on the weekends. Heres the best way to enjoy them:
1. Rub up against the present to make sure yoo claim it

2. Most of the presents have useless stuff in them. If so, clear that owt

3. Knock ovur yer present to diffurenchiate it frum the others

4. Luk cute and accentuate yer mussles fur the picktur

How I spent my Saturday. -Cheeto

4 a.m. to 5 a.m. Chased Rosie arownd the lady's bedroom
5 a.m. to 10 a.m. Cuddled my lady to help hur with the hangovur

10 a.m. to 10:04 a.m. FUD TIME!
10:04 a.m. to 3 p.m. Ataked Rosie in my redbox, thawt abowt Mrs. B

3 p.m. to 6:30 p.m. Werked on a puzzle & tryed to eat the peeses

6:30 p.m. to 7 p.m. Watched Rosie try to imatate Sabi

7 p.m. to 7:06 p.m. FUD TIME!
7:06 p.m. to 8:30p.m. Slept, woke up to eat fud and watch the cat tv
8:30 p.m. to NOW Checked owt evuryones blog and prepared this post

What a grate day!! How do you spend yer lazy Saturday?