Monday, December 18, 2006

Owr Majikal Grandma. -By Rosie and Cheeto

We are nominating Owr Majikal Grandma for the Food Lady of the Yeer Award. Ho-sted* by the amazing Skeezix the cat.

We luv owr fud lady but today we are going to write in honur of owr fud lady's lady, owr grandma. She has these amazingly majicullie superpowers and that's why she's fud lady of the yeer!

Turns Papur Into Fud
When owr lady was in collej she didn't have a mr. werk who wuld put fud in the cat dishes. That's whare owr grandma came in. She wuld male these pieces of paper to owr lady who wuld "cash" them and whoaaa, thare was fud in owr cat dishes!!!

With One Luk, She Makes One Big Happie Familie
When I, Cheeto, was living with my lady she didn't even think of bringing anothur kittie to live with me. Than she met rosie and saw how sweet and innocent she was...when grandma saw Rosie she gave my lady the luk and what do you know, we turned into one big happie familie!

The Nevurending Fud Bowl
No matter how hard we try owr fud bowl is nevur empty when Grandma is arownd. We culd eat all day and majically the fud keeps coming. Owr lady says it has sumthing to do with grandma's Italiyun jeans, but weve nevur seen hur ware denim!

*Evun thou it says "Ho" it's not considured a bad werd on Skeezix's bad werd list. Ask Rocky...Cheeto says hes vary furmiliur with the werd. -Rosie

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yoo guyz is lucky, mine Italyn grammy isn't here enemore. She wented to da bridge to gets her doggies afore we effun gots borned. Oh, an dat werd dat Rocky is familiear wit isn't hoe it's ho, as in ho,ho,ho *giggles* congradulashuns on being Catsters cat of da dey, Rosie, yoo dezerv it.

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

that's a lovely story! you gots a furry special grammy!

Anonymous said...

Wow, I wish I knew your Majikal Grandma; she sounds *very nice!

Gattina said...

You should move over to my cats ! Mr. Gattino almost sits in the kitchen to feed the cats non stop ! It's awful, not good for the health. (but he is Italian)

Eric and Flynn said...

Yoo are lucky to haf a grammy like that. We's nefurr had a grammy but it sownds like we shood haf.Rosie wud yoo like to go to Dolce's story chare wiv me. His dad's telling a reely gud story furr all the kitties.
Luv furrom Eric x x an purrrrrrrrrs

Anonymous said...

that is furry nice, I wish i had a majikal grandma at my house!! My Mimi lives far away.

Anonymous said...

Thanks fur coming ofer las nite, glad we dident wake momma up. She woodent be mad dat yoo were der, jus mad dat we woked her up *snicker* Will I see yoo at Dolce's daddy's story time. I'll save yoo guyz a spot!

Anonymous said...

She sounds very very special indeed. Congrats on being cat of the day!!

Chase

Anonymous said...

Your grandma sounds Wonderful.

Anonymous said...

Does Cheeseballs wunt to git in on sum of my akshun with da ho's? If so, he will be disappointid, becuz I only hang with KLASSEY spicy vixins.

Skeeeeezix the Cat said...

Yer lukkey to have a grate majikal gramma. The gramma I see all the time is not majikal. She duzn't even sqwish up the Fancy Feest into tiny chunks like we like. The other gramma (the wun I only met wunce) seems nice, but she did not display any majikal talints that I cood see, and I was looking pritty close.

Jake and Bathsheba said...

You're lucky to have such a wonderful Grandma. We hope you get to see her at Christmas.

~J&B

Kimo & Sabi said...

You have a wonderful grandma!

Anonymous said...

Oh, where can we find a Majikal Grandma? Moooommm!