Friday, August 11, 2006

What to look for in the city


Living as a city cat is not easy. Evary day when our lady goes "to work" we must be on the luk-out for anything different on the cat tv. We take turns watching. Heres cheeto luking out....

This blu box is vary popular and it must be vary important. Many peeple give it fud evary day. The fud doesn't luk yummy, it luks boring like the wite stuff our lady puts in the printer.

Then a blu man in a blu mashenne (not the same one as our lady's have skeezix) takes his fud from his bottom and puts it in his blu mashenne. He must get payed a lot because that just a gross job to take the fud out after its already been eaten. Hes usually punchsual exsept for one day whare we think he forgets or perhaps he gets detoxified.

Do yoo have a blu man in yer cat tvs or is this a city thing?

10 comments:

Skeeeeezix the Cat said...

I've never seen a bloo box by our howse, but we live by the forest. Maybe the vishus deer nokked them down. We do have a tiny metul box on the wall by our frunt porch, that the peeple sumtimes put stuff like the printer paper in, and a man in bloo shorts and a wite masheen comes arownd abowt evry day and feeds it. (Except it's the Food Lady and Mr Tasty Face hoo take the stuff out after the box has eeten it.) The metul box feeder's name is Lazeyasspostmun. Evidently, he's not a very good reeder, becuz we ofin git male frum our nayburs and they git our male. I don't know whut male is, I'm just reporting whut I heer. But the Food Lady doesn't git mad at Lazeyasspostmun abowt it becuz she sez he'll git mad and shoot us. That's kind of scary, so I'm reely qwiet win he stops by the howse. He doesn't come into the house, so I'm not too nervus that we'll git shot, it's just sumthing I think abowt evry now and then. Maybe Kismet know more becuz he lives in a city I think.

This is a reely good pikchur, btw!

Patches & Mittens said...

Hey, you got a bus that has girlies in it too! Says so right on the side. We live in the sticks, so all we have is trees and birdies and bears and nature things.

Patches Lady

Rosie & Cheeto said...

Skeezix- Yoo need to be careful of the lazeyasspostmun if he even thinks about shoting yoo. Vishus deer, angry Lazeyasspostmun and Mr. tinidik as yer neighbor....the forest is even more danjerus than the city! R&C

Rosie & Cheeto said...
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Rosie & Cheeto said...

The Patchmeister ladies- Yoo have BEARS. Wow, all we have are dawgs, peeple and mashenes in the cat tv. -Cheeto

Do yoo want to sea if yoo can come over to our place and we can ride the girlie bus togethur? Let me know if yoo can stop by and I'll have our lady put more pellows on the bed so we can have a sleepovur! -Rosie

Skeeeeezix the Cat said...

Did sumbuddy say "Sleepover"??? I just got a sleeping bag that is IDENTICAL to Kismet's sleeping bag with the mousies, so I'm all reddy for sleepovers (and sleepovers are eezier now that I am kyoored of the squirts).

Zeus said...

We don't have a blue box here at The House, but we have a green, slightly smaller box which seems to have the same importance as your's. Homo sapiens just have strange habits that I am only beginning to scratch the surface of with my investigations.

Fat Eric said...

Hi there

I live in the UK so we have red boxes instead of bloo boxes. And a man with a red van turns up to empty the red boxes. But I think they serve the same purpose.

Icon said...

Meow Rosie & Cheeto,
I have a cat tv too. My fur sister watches it all day - she says there is a very big green box with a lid on it. meowmie feeds this box bads full of our our old litter that she scoops from our box! the neighbors put their cats' old litter in it too. sometimes a BIGGER machine comes and takes the old litter that has been fed to the big outside box with a lid. It is so loud!
Does your blue box eat litter? Is it very LOUD?

Rosie & Cheeto said...

Red, Green, Blu.....what Im gathuring is that thare are TONS of colurful boxes that yoo can put evarything frum white stuff fer yer printer to kitty litter in. This is amazing. We shuld have a sleepovur at Skeezix's to talk about it!

Zeus- I dont understand peeple too. They are vary wierd and dont sleep a lot.

Fat Eric- the Yoo-K? That must be a vary speshal place to have red boxes and not blu!

Icon- The mashene that takes the white stuff isn't lowd so maybe yoo have a new and impruved box.