This afternune when my lady got home she found me cuddeling something othur than Cheeto. She cawght me red pawed with the 'nip . She's fownd me with the 'nip befour but never 50 pownds of it!! That's a lot of 'nip .
Yoo see, I was going to call Rocky the Gutter Cat to join me but I became soooo entransed with the 'nip that I forgot to share. I forget a lot of things when I have the 'nip....like what the flore feels like (so I rub my body agenst it), what my bellie luks like (so I exspos it to evaryone) and if Im hungary or not (so I start eatting the 'nip like fud).
She was tawking on the black thing to someone and I herd her say I need an innervenshon. Whats that? I hope its not an operashon whare they shave my bellie again!?!?!?!
Im going to doo the one thing that calms me when I worrie.....hide in the courner with the 'nip ! -Rosie
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Hi Rosie & Cheeto! Leo says thanks for the complement on his mustache! We've added a link to you! PLUS...You've been tagged! If you'd like to join in on the fun, please come and visit our blog to read the rules (and read the post named "Tag! You're It! 5 Things About Us"). Thanks! Juli, Bambi & Leo
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We have our own Catnip Anonymous group if you wants to join, Rosie.
You belong at catnip anon! We all share our nip stories there!!!
There is nothing like fresh nip!!!
yeaaaa, thanks guys...I'm offishually a member of Catnipanonymous. The furst step to overcuming yer problum is admidding it!
Plus I dont want an innervenshun....that sound sooooo scary!
Rosie, Rosie, Rosie -- Don't let them make yoo feel like loving 'nip is a "problem"!!! It's totully natchurul. It grows out of the grownd and it's GREEN if sumthing is natchurul and GREEN and grows out of the grownd it is GOOD for us.
Yoo shood come over sum time and hang in the gutter with me becuz just outside my gutter I have an entire planter FILLED with Catmint. It's conveenyuntly located next to the mulch ware I crap. Catmint is just like nip except it has pritty purpul flowers so peeple like to have it ware they plant flowers. We can lay in it and role in it and lissen to "Lucy in the Sky with Dimunds" or that Go ask Alice song.
Rocky- Yoo have a whole guardan of 'nip next to the stinky-mulch!?!?! That soooooo cul!! I hope yer peeple dont get into truble fur having the 'nip arownd.
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Hi Rosie & Cheeto!! I'm so happy you have your own blog now. Do you mind if Latte & I add you?
About the nip....I don't get it. I really don't. Chase & Latte go crazy for the stuff, they even fight over it. They keep telling me when I get older I'll understand.
Hey, Kaze, I'm glad to heer there's at leest one other cat in the yoouniverse hoo duzn't go nuts over catnip. I thot I was the only one!
Yer frend,
Skeezix the Cat
I know how you feel about danip! I loves it!!!
Drop by and visit, it's our one year annerversarry today. Yippee
*ABBY
Holy shitzu, that's a lot of catnip! Your human pet is absolutely correct; you most certainly need an intervention. You are the sad victim of homo sapien influence in this cruel feline world. I'll keep you in my thoughts, Rosie.
I think Zeus sed a bad werd.
Holy shitake mushrooms, I think yer rite skeezix!
Mom says that "homo sapiens" just means human beans, not nothin bad.
Sanjee'd do an innervenshun and take all your nip if you want her too. Or even if you don't if we let her find out bout all that nip. We'll distract her wif nip here so she doesn't find out.
~~ Boni
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