Saturday, August 12, 2006
My lady wants an innervenshon
This afternune when my lady got home she found me cuddeling something othur than Cheeto. She cawght me red pawed with the 'nip . She's fownd me with the 'nip befour but never 50 pownds of it!! That's a lot of 'nip .
Yoo see, I was going to call Rocky the Gutter Cat to join me but I became soooo entransed with the 'nip that I forgot to share. I forget a lot of things when I have the 'nip....like what the flore feels like (so I rub my body agenst it), what my bellie luks like (so I exspos it to evaryone) and if Im hungary or not (so I start eatting the 'nip like fud).
She was tawking on the black thing to someone and I herd her say I need an innervenshon. Whats that? I hope its not an operashon whare they shave my bellie again!?!?!?!
Im going to doo the one thing that calms me when I worrie.....hide in the courner with the 'nip ! -Rosie