The peepul prefur yoo utulize this because thay bought it spechulie fur yoo. Yoo shuld only use this when thay are not arownd to show that yoo are the decishun makur in the howse.
If yoo havent trayned yer peepul to turn this on here's a tip-get next to it and screem until thay come running.
If yoo are able to drink do it quik cause when the peepul see yoo thay will clowse it down and tell yoo 'no' 
The place I am showing yoo here is called Wigglie feeld. This is whare the cubs purrfekt their attak skills. When the lites are on I know the vishus attak cubs are preparing to pownce.
Protekting innosent peepul and gurlcats is tuff, but I'm prowd to be the MANcat chowsen fur the job!
During my downtime (when I'm not on MANcat patrols) I watch owr cat-teevee. We defantlie have the delux-premeyum-platnum-exsklusive cabul package cause its got a squillion piktur-n-pukturs all at once! 
I also want to annownce that I am going to start a new series of posts to tell yoo what's new on the cat tee-vee. I want to call it "Detektive Cheeto Investugates" but my lady said "Peeping Cheeto Exposes All" is more appropriate.
Owr lady says she got us a big 'partment and that owr hideowts arrived yesterday. And she evun promised to take “the stuff” she put in them out so we could play “king of the fort” or in my case “queen of the fort”. Luk fur updates as soon as we get to owr new ‘partment with the hideowt forts. Culd life get any better innurnets!?!
Sined, Rosie
It importunt to watch owt aftur yer peepul eggspeshullie my grampa who is a squillion years old!
To avoid gurlcats jumping into owr speeding moovabul mashene to get a luk at me, Cheeto Swavay, i oftun have to go to exstreem measures. Here I am inkognitto except fur my handsum boootay.
Ladycats I only put up one piktur cause yoo probublie culdnt handul more!
2. Owr lady is still steeling owr hideowts and putting "stuff" in them!
She pinkie-pawed swore that the minute she finds us all a grate luxshury partment in ShyTown we will be back togethur again. Hopefullie well get one big enuff fur gramma, grampa, and all of owr friends to live in with us! Paws crossed!
What's strange is that she builds these hideouts for us and then puts "stuff" in them. Here's a piktur of hur "stuff". Can yoo believe that within minutes of this piktur being taken she moved this "stuff" into OWR hideout!
To show owr displeasure with this hideout TAKEOVER we staged a vishus protest as yoo can see in the below piktur. We don't like to attak owr lady, but sometimes the best way of disuplining hur horribul akshuns is to scare hur with owr vishus hunting teckneeks. 
Please note: owr lady was not harmed in this vishus display of owr displeasure.
The only bad news is that owr lady is going to have to protekt hurself while we live with Gramma and Grampa in the mittun state fur a cupple of weeks.
but wure just building mussuls, not loosing wayt
We’d like yer thawts on what we shuld tell owr lady we want to do? 
