Off-Rodeing with the Furry Rodent

We have yet to akksept the furry rodent as cat in this familie. As yoo can plainlie see Shelby is too small to be a cat like us so he is still a furry rodent.

We did catch Shelby doing something onlie BIG MANCAT's do and that's go off-rodeing in the red mashine. Obviouslie Shelby doesn't have his liscense so he culd go to jail and be fined a squillion dollars and we'd have to bail him owt. He's defunatelie in that teenage rebelious stage.

We let Shelby off with a stern warning and a paw bop on the head. Hopefullie he lurned his lesson so he dussent do it again and have to go to jails!

I Am Not Chubby

The V-E-T is soooooo wrong. I AM NOT CHUBBY...

I'm just FLOOFY in the butt, paws, belly, shuldurs, neck and face area

My Halloween Costoom This Year!

I thawt long and hard abowt what I wanna be this halloween. I wanna be something that I love to nom and something that keeps me warm and snugglie.

So withowt furthur adoo, I have decided to be...

A CHEETO-BURRITO!!!!

Best Friends!

ROSIE
When I get sleepy and Cheeto or the Furry Rodent are hogging the lady I just cuddul up with my best friend Mr. Bare. As yoo can see he is always in the mood fur a gud cuddul and he doesn't complain when I sit real close to him and even NOM on him a little bit.

CHEETO
My best friends when Rosie and the Furry Rodent are not around are the HONKERS owtside. Thay are soooo much fun to watch. Thay like to NOM bread...I don't think it is vary nommy. Owr lady says we can onlie hang owt with them frum far away.

SHELBY
And my best friend when Rosie and Cheeto aren't in the mood to be nice to me is ANYTHING that will play with me!!!

Hanging Owt With Our New Furry Rodent

This was fotoshopped. Thare is NO WAY we are akshully enjoying spending time with Shelby, the furry rodent.

It mite luk like we are noozling, but I am mearly giving the stink eye to the furry monster.

Furry Rodent is up to NO Gud...

The furry rodent kept us up ALL NITE flinging this redikyoolus thing

This morning I had to sit him down and talk to him abowt the importunce of letting US do the obnoxshous stuff.

A Bushy Tailed Monster on OWR Patio

We've got him RITE whare we want him...

Now how do we get OUT THARE?!?!?

Does anyone have a chainsaw we can borrow cut thru this invisibul barrier?

A Furry Rodent Has Invaded Our Home

Last week our lady browt home this kyoot lil furry monstur.

He's abowt as big as our plague ratsie. If we gang up maybe we can toss him owt the window.

As yoo can tell we are upset cause he's taking preshus time away from owr lady. And thay say that once yoo name a furry rodent that means he's staying. She named him Shelby.

Well, he's kinda kyoot and vary playful. Maaaaaaybe we'll be nice to him. Maaaaaaybe...

KITTEH PORN!

Our lady went to the Z-O-O yesterday and look what she saw!!

Now that we are getting to be big kittehs she explained to us that this Lions are in heat at this time of the year and this is the "Berds and the Bees" caught in action. Ummmmm, ok... we only see a MANCAT and a BIGgurl cat DOING IT, but we didn't want to argue with hur.

Have yer peepuls ever spent the day at a KITTEH PORN place? This is embarrassing, vary embarrassing!

We're All Laying....

This has been a GRATE cupple of days. Not only have we been laying around, but our lady told us on Friday that she was laid off so she will be hanging out with us during the day.

OK, so it hasn't been grate...we have had to spend qualitie time cuddling hur and making her feel better, but every day she luks and sounds happier. She also has been saying she will end up on her feet which we don't get cause her feets luk like thay are holding her up just fine.

So we made a deal with her--
WE will continue to luv hur furever and
SHE will continue to luv and take care of us furevur too!

Is it Halloween Yet?

Is it Halloween yet? I'm going to dress up as a skary ghost this year. Isn't my ghost costuum VAAAAARY Skary???

I think it shrunk in the wash cause my booty is kinda stickin' out....but just a little bit, right? It's not that obvious is it?!?!

The Nevurending Sunspot

LOOK!!! I found the BESTEST Sunspot Ever!!!

It duzzen't go away day or nite and it's always vary vary warm!