Last week our lady browt home this kyoot lil furry monstur.
He's abowt as big as our plague ratsie. If we gang up maybe we can toss him owt the window.
As yoo can tell we are upset cause he's taking preshus time away from owr lady. And thay say that once yoo name a furry rodent that means he's staying. She named him Shelby.
Well, he's kinda kyoot and vary playful. Maaaaaaybe we'll be nice to him. Maaaaaaybe...