Monday, December 22, 2008

My Albino Toy Mowsie Story, By Rosie

This is a storie of a cat (me, Rosie) and my new friend, ALBINO TOY MOWSIE.


THE DITCH…

One evening we fownd all of our toys put away in our toy box. As if that weren’t enuff would yoo believe the lady ran the LOWD sucker upper thingy and sucked up all of the extra fuds we strategically placed around our fud bowl. And then she put paint on her face, wore a nice owtfit (that we could culdn’t sit on beforehand to hair it up) and left us with NOTHING TO DO!


THE FIND…

Just as we wure abowt to show owr dismay by peeing on her bed and throwing up owr fuds again I noticed sitting in her bag the kulest thing in the werld—the ULTIMATE ALBINO TOY MOWSIE!!!!! Now this was no ordinarie (go to the pet store and buy it) mowsie. This mowsie was an albino mowsie from head to toe half wrapped up especially for me! She had been hiding the ALBINO TOY MOWSIE in her work bag for months and now it was ALL MINE! I played and played and played with the ALBINO TOY MOWSIE and made sure it was mine by getting my goobers ALL over it.


THE VISITUR…

Later that nite my lady came home with….a guy. Cheeto likes guy peepuls so he greeted him with lots of headbutts as soon as he sniffed him out. Once the guy sat down and my lady went to get some whine for the two of them I made my move and introduced myself and my ALBINO TOY MOWSIE. My lady must have put on clown make-up when she was getting the whine cause her cheeks were so red when she returned and found the three of us: the guy, me, and the ALBINO TOY MOWSIE hanging owt together.


THE OUTCOME….

The ALBINO TOY MOWSIE doesn’t come around that often to play. But EVARY ONCE in a while I’ll find him hanging owt in hur bag or hiding in the peepuls litter box room. I hope someday you’re luckie enuff to find yer own ALBINO TOY MOWSIE cause they are the Best!!!

31 comments:

Parker said...

Mommy spit wine on the computer screen just now! I don't get it, I think the albino mousie is very cute!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I don't see what the problem is... um you were just introducing him to a toy...

Tesla and Hansel said...

Ooooo nooo! Iz great toy mousie. Yoo shud send one ta yoor secret paws- i'm sure dey wud love its.

meemsnyc said...

Hahahhaha, Albino Toy Mowsie! Hysterical.

Sparkle said...

I KNOW my human has some of those mousies around somewhere and she is hiding them from me! I really don't understand why she hides all the GOOD toys.

Daisy said...

I been wondering what those things are. Thanks for explaining about albino toy mousies. So nice of you to show your special toy to your mom's friend, too!

Shilgiah the Cat said...

My mom is laughing so hard her eyes are leaking! I think it's a cool Albino Toy Mousie.

Eric and Flynn said...

That is a great mousie. I don't know why my mum snorted and told my dad to come and look. You were very clever to hunt and catch it my frosted cinnamon pastry. I am very proud of you.
Merry Chris Mouse to all of you,
furrom your devoted hubby Eric x x

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

Oh wow....see we have a lot of yellow krinkle packages instead of those mice. I want a mouse!!!

Kaze

Everycat said...

We see no problem!

Happy Holidays to you all!

Whicky

Boy n Beethoven said...

Hmm...that wooks wike quite an awesome albino toy mousie! Why doesn't your Mummy put it out to wet you guys pway with it more often? Anyway, Mewwy Chwistmas fwom us both! We've been doing a wittle teweporting awound since mine Mummy is not awound, and I think this will at weast stop That Thing fwom cwying for a while.

Boy

(nudges 'Oven) say something!

Oh...sniff sniff...Merry Christmas! sniff sniff...

Oven

Jake and Bathsheba said...

Oh, Rosie, no! That is too funny! Our mom's face would probably be even redder than your lady's in the same situation. But when you need a toy, and there's an albino mousie available, what's a cat to do?

Merry, merry Christmas to our dear friends! We don't have your snail mail address this year so we didn't send a real card.

~J&B

Grrreta said...

Your story made my mommy laugh out loud. I think the mousie looks like a lot of fun.

Honey P. Sunshine said...

Merry Christmas to all of you!

albino toy mousie.....har har har

Skeezix the Cat said...

I love this story. If I had bin the judge it wood have winned the contest.

Halloween said...

Uh my Food Lady read the albino toy mousie story after she had indulged in lots of holiday festivities and the mousie looked just fine to her. She did not get it. Tonight she read the story and looked at the mousie again, and now she is laughing very hard. I guess her eyeballs were not focusing very well the other night! Merry Christmas! That is a great story.

Purrs, Halloween

Rosie & Cheeto said...

thanks evaryone fur enkuraging me to find more albino mousies!!

Lux said...

LoL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wishing you a Happy New Year!

Ariel said...

Lol...My mommy almost wet her pants.

Fat Eric said...

Happy New Year!

Alice said...

Your Mommy should acctually be glad you have found away to sift through the guy people - the ones who get scared of the mousy should be sent packing :-)
Excellent story!!

Kimo and Sabi said...

Happy New Year 2009!

Skeezix the Cat said...

I hope yoo two had a grate new yeer! I hope 2009 brings lots of toys and treets! Happy New Yeer!

Tesla and Hansel said...

Goodbye guys. We're sorry we didn't get to know you as well as we'd have liked. We loved your blog, and will miss you!

Max said...

AhhhhhhhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Ya gotta take a toy whenever and wherever you can get it!

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Fitzy, the Disapproving Kitty said...

I would like to have a mousie just like that!!

Fitzy, the Disapproving Kitty said...

I would love to have an albino mousie just like it!

Anonymous said...

Ha! She paints her face.

Meowmix

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