Monday, June 11, 2007

Five Steps To Sneaking Buttery Fluffy Gudness

1. Identify the buttury fluffy gudness. It has a yummy smell and usuallie is made in a masheen that makes lots of poppy noises. This masheen is nothing like the mooveabul masheen on the cat tee-vee

2. Luk arownd. If yoo have a sistur like me be sure to not draw attenchun to yerself or thay will want to sneak sum too. IT"S VITAL yoo don't get discovured eating out of the peepul's fud bowl or yoo get shooed away and yer sneakiness is ovur

3. Lick the buttery fluffy gudness. Thare are severul kinds. The eggstra buttury fluffy gudness is the best but any flavur will do. Half the fun is being a sneaky cat and not getting discovured

4. Find the butturiest pieces and eat caushuslie.Don't furget to make a mess so yoo can blame it on yer sistur by running as far away frum the evudence and playing like yoove been sleeping ALL DAY

5. When yer done, get rid of the evudence in yer teeth or else yoo can't blame it on yer sistur

20 comments:

Skeezix the Cat said...

YUMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eric and Flynn said...

Haha,dat's sneaky Cheeto!Hope yoo enjoyed it, but don't put the blame on my little passion flower Rosie cuz that's not a nise fing to do.
Flynn

Parker said...

MMMMMMmmmmm, I can smell it over here!

Dragonheart said...

The buttery fluffy goodness sounds yummy! I may have to get my humans to make me some!

sammawow-china cat-willow said...

Those are excellent instructions. Once of us will try that sneakiness as soon as possible!

Purrrrs, China Cat & Willow

The Meezers said...

that looks good. the cheesy stuff is good too

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

Oh, I've never tried that before because Meowmy doesn't like that stuff. It sounds really yummy though and I bet it tastes like chips. Mmmmmm!!

Latte

Ariel said...

Lol...Cheeto your adorable I love popcorn too it's so buttery yummy.

FelineFrisky said...

YUMMY!! Poppy corns are berry good. We like it with extra butter!

Great snaps! D :)

Daisy said...

Oh, I LOVES popcorn! Thanks for the tip about removing evidence from your teeths. I always forget that step.

Kismet said...

I think I have tried that before!! But my NEW favorite food is this thing I JUST discovered called Baykt Cheetos. OMG, CHEETO!!!! YOU HAFTA TRY THEM!!!!! Because not only are they DELISHUS, THEY ARE NAMED AFTER YOU! I JUST REALIZED THAT WHILE I WAS WRITING!!!!!

Derby said...

You eat that stuff or just lick the butter off? I like the butter but not the stuff that holds it.

William said...

Cheeto, I thought the only cat who liked to eat popcorn was my bro!

Jake and Bathsheba said...

Oh, Cheeto, I love that stuff too! And I don't even have to sneak it because Mom and Dad (especially Dad) like to give me some when they eat it. They try to pick out the extra buttery ones for me. Dad also loves to hear me crunch on it. I don't have to worry about sharing with my mean sister because she doesn't like the fluffy goodness.

~Jake

Lux said...

Haha - love that last picture! You look like you definitely got away with it!

Zoey and the furballs (the Zoo Crew) said...

We love popcorn and often steal it from the people's bowl too. It's lots of fun and yummy goodness.

Rascal said...

Excellent rundown Cheeto. Just as long as the humnas don't figure it out......

meeyauw said...

Excellent tutorial there Cheeto! You should publish more for all your pals.

The Furry Kids said...

Hahahahahaha!

That looks pretty tasty.

Love,
Tazo

Forty Paws said...

What a great demonstration of being sneaky!!!

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