Thursday, June 14, 2007

Cheeto's Lessun - Aksessories NOT to Ware

~~ Aksessorie #1 ~~
BIG EARMUFFS
Earmuffs are silly things and WAY to big fur my ears. The beans don't evun show off thare earmuffs, instead thay ware this silly aksessorie undur thare shurt.


~~ Aksessorie #2
~~
FACE WARMER
This luks mean, but my bestest collej buddie (also my lady's boyfrend before Mr. Jahb) did silly things like put this face warmer on me. While it luks and sownds mean, I LUVED hanging owt with him and would purr BIGtime evarytime he showed up at my apartmunt.


~~ Aksessorie #3 ~~
A PURPLE BURRITO

Thare's nothing wrong with being a burrito, but as a MANCAT this purple aksessorie does nothing fur my image. Please note- I make up for it with the manlie leppurd print to the rite

15 comments:

Dragonheart said...

Thank you for the lesson Cheeto. I agree - none of those are very good accessories. I do like the leopard print next to you in that last photo!

Kismet said...

I know you don't like shirts much, Cheeto, but I think you should give them another try. I think you would look great!

Tell Rosie that I pronounce my name Kizz-met, but I do not mind if persons pronounce it Kiss-met!

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

Hmm...that first one looks extra interesting. Why don't you try that on next time someone comes over to visit?

Kaze

Daisy said...

That is a very good lesson in accessorizing. But I think you look good in the purple burrito!

Pearl C. Pritchard said...

Hey Cheeto! Yes... I thought those earmuffs looked suspect.

Zoey and the furballs (the Zoo Crew) said...

Those are very interesting accessories.

Ariel said...

Cheeto thank you for the lesson.
Accessory #1 made mommy laugh.
We were worried that you couldn't breath under Accessory #2.
We both agree you look cute in the purple burrito.Also Hi Rosie :)

Lux said...

For some reason, I *like Accessory #1. I might agree to wear earmuffs, but nothing else.

Eric and Flynn said...

Mum wuz laffing at yer ear muffs, but we don't know why. How do yoo breev wiv yer face warmer, and how do yoo see where yer going??? Yoo look kyoot being a burrito. Efun mancats are allowed to look kyoot.
Yoo seem to be hogging the post a bit. Where's my little fujj cake Rosie?

Parker said...

Be careful that no one tries to eat you when you are a burrito!

Jake and Bathsheba said...

Definitely fashion faux pas or whatever the plural is! I do agree that the leopard print has some redeeming qualities for you.

~Bathsheba

As Jeter would say, I'm "laffin and laffin."

~Jake

Skeezix the Cat said...

I LOVE that lepperd print! I hope I can grow up to be a big manly big mancat like yoo one day!

Icon Baxter Bentley said...

Oh I like numbers 1 and three! But Aksessorie #2 is giving me bad flashbacks!! That iz wat my Tall Man doez to me when he KUTS MY KLAWS! A sok over the face.

Chen & Ollie said...

Thanks for the fashion tips! The purple burrito looks comfy, though. Purrs,
Mr. Chen & Ollie

DaisyMae Maus said...

Ear muffs? Face warmer? Purple burrito? Hmmm ... Feline American Pumpkin just likes hankies and panties. Especially hot from the dryer.

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