Owr lady left us last weekend. She packed hur bag and dissapeared fur two whole days! I knew it was coming when I saw the BIG black box, so I tried to do evarything I culd to make hur stay.
I sat on danjerous, hot, firey things hoping she would werry to much to leeve me alone
I even sat on the BIG black box and refused to get off...
Do yoo all have any othur sujjeshstuns on how to make owr lady nevur leeve again!?!?! -Rosie
I sat on danjerous, hot, firey things hoping she would werry to much to leeve me alone
I even sat on the BIG black box and refused to get off...
Do yoo all have any othur sujjeshstuns on how to make owr lady nevur leeve again!?!?! -Rosie
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sittin' on the dangerous firey thing didn't work? whoa! dunno what you could do that's better than that. our Lady doesn't go anywhere except to work and the food store because she has no life. is that your Lady's problem? does she have a life? hmmm...can ya get her to gain 40 pounds? that usually keeps 'em inside. it worked for our Lady.
anyway, if she leaves again, don't worry about it. we'll just grab the jetpacks and head on over to see Eric & Flynn again!
your sister in law,
Grr
Grr- Yeah, I was shocked that my firey thingy attempt didnt werk!
Owr lady says waight is overrated and peeple are vary speshul fur many diffurent reesuns. Judging frum the way yoo, Cocoa and Midnite are luved, yer lady must be VARY VARY speshul and hur hart must be made of gold which is probublie whare thowse 40 pownds come frum!
Yer sistur in law, Rosie
So sorry to hear your lady disappeared for two days! Like Grr, I'm amazed that sitting on the dangerous fiery things didn't work. I don't have any advice for you, sorry. :(
Woah! Rosie, if that didn't work, I don't know what would!
ps: We would be happy for you to join the Pink Ladies. If you send me yer e-mail address, I will e-mail you a Membership badge. I am at daisythecurlycat@bellsouth.net
Hi Rosie & Cheeto,
Cheeto I'm so glad that you got that shot and are okay.I am not against shots I just needed some info.Sorry
to hear your mom left.You can always
come to my home if you get lonely.
I have a very soft fleece blanket and
temptations and I'll share.Sorry about the deleted post I must remember to check my spelling first.
Rosie my sweetest, if the beans want to go away, nuffin yoo do will stop them. Beleev me, I know cuz owr beans keep leeving us an we haf tried EFURRYFING to keep them home. Yoo know yoo and Grr can come and stay enny time, or me and Flynn will teleport ofurr.
Luv furrom yer adoring Eric x x
You know what Rosie, just hide in the black box and go with her ! Pookie always does the same, she squatts my suitcase !
If you figure it out, please let me know! My people left for 6 days last week and it was horrible. I think maybe feigning illness might keep them around but I haven't tried it.
kaze
The only reason I have to make her stay is so I'm not alone with the human male...however HIM I try and make leave as often as possible...
Heer's whut I do:
Eskape wile thare gone and run away frum home and git stuk on a nayburs roof and yowl reely reely lowd.
Win she gits home, ignore her kompleetely. Don't speek to her for WEEKS. Or at leest a few howrs.
Blow chunks on the stuff inside her big blak box. (The last tip I got frum Kismet.)
You should get inside the big blck box when she is putting things in it. She willl not be able to close it.
Frowing up helps, too. D :)
You have to prutend to be sick...but not so sick that she would fink to take you to the vet.
Maybe yoo could sneak IN the big black box and go with her!!!! (Gattina is smart!)
That would be an adventure.
(Be careful sitting on the fiery hot thing)
I regretfully agree with Eric and Flynn that it is impossible to keep beans here
Oh, Rosie, do not sit on the hot firey thingy! That is too dangerous and should only be attempted by professionals.
We like everybody else's suggestions. One other thing you might try is to turn off her alarm clock if she is supposed to leave early in the morning. If she misses her flight, she might just have to stay home with you and Cheeto.
Oh, and hide those jetpacks. You can't let her use them!
~J&B
Poor kitty! You could try not eating while she is gone. But that is pretty drastic! Try not to worry: she will always come back to you!
Dang... I know just how you feel. Our humans went away for almost two weeks and Pumpy beat me up a couple of times while they were gone. Not fun.
I don't know what you can do to make them stay. I've tried looking pitiful and sitting in the suitcase but it never works.
I always just look very sad and lonely and that seems to work.
hmmm...a 40 pound solid gold heart? that must be it! she has gallstones too, but we don't think they weigh all that much.
Two whole days!Oh my poor Cheeto. Maybe you can teleport and come visit me? And we will also come over and visit you so that Rosie doesn't get too alone. I'll bring Bubbles and Madness.
~ Mrs. B
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