Thursday, February 15, 2007

Goles are vary importunt

This weekend my lady’s gole is to update hur goles. We decided to teech hur how by preparing owr goles. Get ready innernets, cause these are deep thawts!
Cheeto
I will sneek up on rosie when she’s sleeping on my lady at 4 a.m. It’s importunt to maintain a rooteen and do this evary nite.

I will nock ovur all cups that have at leest a little bit of likquid in them. I will judge my suggsess by the amownt of likquid in the cup and the lowdness levul of my lady’s voice when she says “No, No Cheeto!”
Rosie
I will nevur stop screeming to eggspress how I feel. At leest once a week I will make my lady say sumthing like this: “What’s that Rosie? Timmy’s trapped in the barn?”

I will always be nice to othurs. Just like Rascal is nice to his friends by sleeping fur comments and Ariel is nice to hur lady even thou she knows shes far supeeryer!

Do yoo have goles of yer own? Do tell!

15 comments:

Maobert Nichols said...

Thoze are good goles!

The food ladey noze Timmy, too, exsept that owr Timmy is uzhully stuk in a well.

Ariel said...

Those are great goles.

Here some of mine...
1. To shread any new toilet paper that comes into the house.

2.Slap over the food bowl when the food inside is not to my liking.

3.Bite Moms toes just to hear her scream(it's a roit and makes me laugh).

4.To slap my paw on the side of my mommy's head to keep her from doing that annoying sighing.

5.To visit all my blogging friends
cause their cool :)

Daisy said...

Very good goals Rosie 'n Cheeto! My current goal is to complete my Milton-Bradley home study course in Operations in time to give Matsui his Hoo-ha-ectomy. Right, Jeter?

Skeeeeezix the Cat said...

Daisy, yoo have vary vary good goles!

Derby said...

Mum has them at work. Number one is:

Retain her sanity.

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

we gots goles!

Midnight: I'd like to touch the ceiling. Being able to jump onto the hanging lamp or the hanging plant would also be a plus.

Grr: I'm gonna keep slapping the water in our bowl and splashing it all over the floor. It's the only way I can make the Lady clean our food area.

Cocoa: i'm gonna eat Temptations efurry 15 minnits an i'm gonna go frum purrson to purrson whining till i get sumbuddy ta open the bag an gimme sum...wate...i alreddy do that...

Skeeeeezix the Cat said...

Hey, Rosie and Cheeto -- you once feechered this tiger mom on yer blog --- did yoo see this?

Lux said...

Wonderful goles!

I'm trying to think if I might have one. Um ... no. I don't.

jeterharris said...

hmmm ... mi golez ar to do da followin:
1--climb up on da roof again az soon az da snow an ice iz gone
2--get to know mi noo brudder matsui an get him hiz hoo-ha-ectomy frum da luvlee an talented dr. daisy da curly cat.
3--an, finallee, to compleet mi course in speekin francais.
4--an, finallee again, to be able to reed da word verificashun on da first try! (duhr)

Cheysuli said...

I'm impressed with your goles. Such forward thinking cats.

Eric and Flynn said...

Dose are furry goog goles. My gole is to see how many toys I can get in the water bole befurr owr mum takes them all owt. I reely enjoyed yoo vizziting me on Valuntine's Day, and Flynn sez fank yoo furr lending Grr yer spare jetpack. We hope yoo bofe got back safely an had a good landing wivowt me theer to catch yoo.
Luv furrom a furry happy Eric x x

Jake and Bathsheba said...

Goals, hmm. Our goal is to get Mom to feed us whenever we want. But we guess that would be all the time . . .

~J&B

George, Tipper, Max & Misty said...

I must congratulate you, Cheeto, on your cup tipping! I do the same thing. No cup or glass in this house is safe with me around...and it doesn't matter what the liquid is or how much is left in the cup. I really think it's my artistic talent that motivates me!

George

Forty Paws said...

Those are totally grate goles!!! Owr goles will be to eat, sleep, chase each ofur, stay owt of Dorf's way, eat, sleep, chase each ofur, play, eat sleep, stay owt of Dorf's way.

Luf, Us

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