Saturday, October 14, 2006

Facinashun with the head fur

Lately we have been ennamured with owr ladys head fur. If yer peerson has head fur hear are a cupple of things yoo can do with it:
Goobur it up
Put a wad of the head fur in yer mowth and get yer gooburs on it. Do this sparinglie. Just as we don't like to get owr fur wet the purson has the same reactshun when yoo goobur up her fur.
The appreshiashun groom
If yoo feel compelled, run yer paws thru the pursons head fur. This will make yer purson smile and usually yoo get a hug, a cuddle or even a kiss on fourhead.
The wake up pull

To wake yer purson up in the morning, put a big chunk of the head fur in yer mowth and pull. Its TONS of fun, but it mite get yoo shooed off the bed and in sum cases locked owt of the room.

Notice that we have vary little head fur.

Do yoo have head fur? How abowt yer purson?

12 comments:

Patches & Mittens said...

I love to lick Mommas head fur and bite it.

Patches

Jake and Bathsheba said...

We're not interested in human head fur, but that's a good idea for a wake up call if used judiciously.

We have lots of fur on the TOP of our head, but like you, we don't have much fur from our eyes to our ears.

~J&B

Anonymous said...

I gots yelled at 3 times yesterday for playing with head fur!!! I jumped all the ways up from the floor and grabbed the she's back with claws to get at the head fur! Gosh, thems humans can be so sensitive at times!

Jack said...

I don't groom my Opposable Thumb Wench's head fur because it's too long and I always get it stuck on my tongue. But I do like chewing on the elastics at the end of the twisty bits when I sit across her shoulders.

I couldn't say thank you for the compliment on the Halloween contest because blogger won't let me comment there, but thank you! I've had to learn to fight the vishus deer because there are squillions of them up really far north where I live now.

Ariel said...

Mommy says I have alittle head fur.
Mommy has alot it's long and brown.
When I was little I use to love to lay on top of her head.

nemokitty said...

I don't like chewing on my Mom's head fur, but I like playing with her head fur thingys-- she calls them "scrunchies". I give my Mom facial licks every day, but she doesn't like the eyelid ones too much.

Kimo & Sabi said...

Soemtimes we do head butts with Mommakitty and try to give her a little love bite too! Her hair has "product" in it - sometimes it's very tasty!

Don't forget that Oct. 15 is ALL CATS DAY! Any reason to celebrate!

Sultanfus and Guy said...

Guy likes to bite on Ma's hair when it is wet from the shower. Im not into it- I just like to sit on Ma's chest when she is sleeping and sniff all around her face. Sometimes I sit nose to nose with her. It is fun watching her get startled when she wakes up and sees nothing but cat face.

We don't have a lot of fur on our heads buy I have a ton coming out of the bottom of my paws!

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

shhhhhhhh! don't tell her i tolded yoo this, but Midnight's been lickin the Lady's head fur an it's really long an 'parently Midnight's been swallowin sum cause it comes out when she poops an makes "poop on a string". Midnight's furry embarrassed 'bout that an the Lady won't let her lick her head fur any more.
Cocoa

Rosie & Cheeto said...

Cocoa, that's sooo grosslie-funny that Midnite eats yer ladys headfur and it "goes thru him". HAHAHA

Skeeeeezix the Cat said...

Well, as anywun can planely see, I have ZERO hed fur. The Food Lady has sevrul miles of hed fur. Mr Tasty Face has more than I do, but not much. Mr Tasty Face also has fur on his face. It uzhully duzn't stay thare for long. Sumtimes, the Food Lady has face fur, but I'd git in bad trubbul if I blabbed abowt that on the innernet.

I don't tuch the Food Lady's hed fur becuz she sprays Vishus Deer Repelunt on it and it tastes like it will probly kill me if I eet it.

Junior said...

I love to lick my Meowms hed fur in the morning! She doesn't like it much though!