Lately we have been ennamured with owr ladys head fur. If yer peerson has head fur hear are a cupple of things yoo can do with it:
Goobur it up
Put a wad of the head fur in yer mowth and get yer gooburs on it. Do this sparinglie. Just as we don't like to get owr fur wet the purson has the same reactshun when yoo goobur up her fur.
The appreshiashun groom
If yoo feel compelled, run yer paws thru the pursons head fur. This will make yer purson smile and usually yoo get a hug, a cuddle or even a kiss on fourhead.
The wake up pull
To wake yer purson up in the morning, put a big chunk of the head fur in yer mowth and pull. Its TONS of fun, but it mite get yoo shooed off the bed and in sum cases locked owt of the room.