1.) When yer lady (or boy pursun) gets home aggnowlede them with a cute "we missed yoo" luk on yer face. Be sure to get clowse and open yer eyes reel wide.
2.) wayt fur yer fourhead kiss from the lady (or boy purson) and aggsept it withowt mooving to much.
3.) wayt fur yer lady (or boy purson) to put down thair bag thing. This is the bag thing that has importunt stuff including a lowd nosiey tawking device, a bunch of metal things that fit in doors and stuff to stain her lips pink.
4.) sniff hur feet until she takes off her human paw pads (a.k.a. shuews) and rub against them like this. Thay smell sooo gud, just like owr lady.
5.) once yer lady (or boy purson) gets into the fud room make sure yoo furget abowt the human paw pads (a.k.a. shuews) and mraw mraw fur fud.
Try this owt and let us know if yoo have sugsess!
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We used to have that rooteen. Now our humans stay home all day and we can pester them whenever we want. My staff is doing research for a future post on this very subject.
I'm sorry, R & C, but the Food Lady's shoo things REEK werse than my poop. I don't go neer 'em. Yer lukky if yer ladey's shoo things smell good. Yoo don't know how lukky.
I know the sownd of both the Food Lady's bloo masheen and Mr TF's bloo masheen, so win I heer them, I git up frum whutever I'm doing and run run run downstares so I'll be rite at the door win they come thru it. And then I have to sit thru a bunch of baby talk (NOTE TO FOOD LADY: I am now OVER 2 YEERS OLD. Enuf with the baby talk. I am not a child.) And after the baby talk, I can git fed my Fancy Feest.
I use that rooteen.Yet I also throw in a couple of kitty kisses to the mom's nose.It works evrytime.
What I do is, I sit by the cat teevee until my Person shows up on it. And then it becomes INTERACTIVE teevee, and I go MRAW MRAW, and she goes HI KISMET MRAW MRAW! Then she disapeers off the cat teevee, and I know she is almost inside. It's like the cat teevee can tell the future! Anyway, I can hear her coming inside, so Mona and I run and we wait RIGHT by the door and we both meow a LOT and then when she comes inside I rub all over her legs and I keep mraw mrawing the WHOLE TIME and she always says "yes I know you guys are HUNGRY! Let me just put my bag down!" And we kind of protest that. And then we get FOODS and sometimes I blow chunks. You know how it is, with the chunks.
Mrs. B's routine consists of trying her best to get under my feet and make me trip over her. I don't exactly see how she thinks this will make me give her food faster.
Oh yes, we have a routine too. Kaze & I hear the grey machine pull in the driveway and then we get up on the stove so we're at petting level. We always race to get there first and I usually win. Then they come in and Kaze usually gets picked up for a purr/kissing session. Then we gets the food. Then Mewomy leaves to go ride the big horsie and we bug the Chip Man a lot.
we do that stuff, 'cept fur the shoe part. the Lady wouldn't dare slow down our feedin by takin the time ta take off the shoes. after she feeds us, she takes off the shoes an puts 'em in a closet. we don't really know how they smell.
Once she takes off her shoes I lay down on her feets and makes her rub my floofy belly.
We just meow at mum as lowd as we can, so she goes to the food kubberd an Eric tries to climb in. I sit by my emmtee dish an look at her wiv big eyes an a bigger purrrr.
You inspired me to write about my evening routine!
I'm not to sure about smelling those shoe things....that may not be a good thing.
very good ~Merlin, Shadow, KO kO
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