1.) When yer lady (or boy pursun) gets home aggnowlede them with a cute "we missed yoo" luk on yer face. Be sure to get clowse and open yer eyes reel wide.
2.) wayt fur yer fourhead kiss from the lady (or boy purson) and aggsept it withowt mooving to much.
3.) wayt fur yer lady (or boy purson) to put down thair bag thing. This is the bag thing that has importunt stuff including a lowd nosiey tawking device, a bunch of metal things that fit in doors and stuff to stain her lips pink.
4.) sniff hur feet until she takes off her human paw pads (a.k.a. shuews) and rub against them like this. Thay smell sooo gud, just like owr lady.
5.) once yer lady (or boy purson) gets into the fud room make sure yoo furget abowt the human paw pads (a.k.a. shuews) and mraw mraw fur fud.
Try this owt and let us know if yoo have sugsess!