Hosting Peepul Guest

Thares an art to being a gud peepul guest host. Yoo must be on top of yer game. Here are sum things yoo shuld keep in mind:

Furr Up Evarywhare
A peepul guest is attraktud to sitting on things with furrs, espeshullie when thay ware blak. Anticipate whare thay will sit and skratch yerself til thares plenty of furrs waiting fur thare arrivul.
Stinkie Time
1on1 time with yer peepul guest is importunt, so take a stinkie rite when thay arrive. Rest assured yer lady will run to cleen yer litturbox immediatlie giving yoo importunt peepul guest introdukshun time. Timing is vary importunt.
Protekshun
Peepul guest don't protekt themselves frum danjur. If yoo see a full whine glass next to them, knock it off the tabul in one cleen swoop! If yoo wait to take akshun, a cuppul of these glasses will come-&-go and then the peepul guest will clumsillie knock it ovur themselves. Then thay may get hurt which is vary danjerous.
Pursunal Space
To make the peepul guest confurtable yoo need to show them that yoo like the stuff thay have. Here I am showing my peepul guest that I like listening and sitting on gettars, egspeshullie thare gettars. I hope yoo praktise these importunt tips when hosting peepul guest fur yerselves.

Rosie Colored Glasses - A Dawgie Chorus

I like to watch happie things and that's why I love living next to a woofie park.

The dawgies have a gud friend named Fiyurtruk. Fiyurtruk is a big red moovabul mashene with flashie lites that blares loud siren music. When thare gud friend Fiyurtruk runs by all the dawgies sing along with the fancy siren music he blares. Its a beeeutiful impromptoo chorus between Fiyurtruk and the dawgies.

The dawgies are vary happie when Fiyurtruk visits.This makes me vary happy!
Luv, Rosie

Mushroom Poshun is Falling!

EMURGENCIE: Sky poshun is turning owr peepul into mushroom-peepul. I saw it with my ginormous, handsum green eyes. Luk...
The bottum half is still a peepul (see thare legs) but the peepul head turns into coluful mushroom tops. Here's a yello mushroom-peepulAnd a pink mushroom-peepul
Than, just as fast as thay turn into mushroom-peepul, when the sky poshun stops falling thay turn back to peepul-peepul!
Have yoo exsperiensed this mushroom-peepul transfurmashun too? -Cheeto

Rosie Colored Glasses- A Visit Frum Mr. Stuk Truk

Thare was a lot of koomishun on the cat teevee last weekend.
The biggust visitor evur stopped by.
His name was Stuk Truk. Mr. Truk was vary importunt cause a lot of peepul greeted him and he got REELY clowse to his mooveabul mashene friends. Eventually Stuk Truk had to leeve, but it was nice of him to stop by.This made me vary happy!
Luv, Rosie

Monday Mancat Dooties - Obsurving Fur Trubble

As a mancat I watch everything that goes on in the apartmunt.
This is a grate lokashun cause its hi up whare the fud gets surved and yoo can be on the lukowt fur trubble.
If the cold place with yummy milk trys to eat yer purson…
yer ready to pownce.
If the watur spitter feroshuslie squirts yer purson…
yer ready to pownce.
If a vishus deer attaks yer purson frum behind…
yer ready to pownce.
These are all responsublies yoo need to prepare for in ordur to keep your position as ManCat of the howse.

Seven Weird Things About Us

Tripper tagged us fur a 7 weird things meme. His were awesum so we had to think reel hard to make owrs gud like his.

Here are the rules: Link to the person that tagged you and post the rules on your blog. Share seven random weird facts about yourself. Tag seven random people at the end of your post, and include links to their blogs. Let each person know they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.

HEER ARE OWR SEVEN WEIRD THINGS:
Rosie-- I watch the peepul teevee and scratch it when thares sumthing kul on that I want to play with. My favorite movie—Ice Age cause they luk like fun animuls to play with.

Cheeto--No cup will go unturned on my watch. If a cup is full and standing uprite, it needs to be nocked ovur on its side.

Rosie--I get moovabul mashene sick unless I’m out of my PTU and laying on my lady.

Cheeto--I have a rooteen when the lady curls up on the cowch in an S shape--jump ovur to hur tummy area, squeak like a gurl, make biskits on hur tummy and than stare at hur until she wraps hur arm arownd me and sits me down next to hur.

Rosie--Sumtimes my lady furgets whare we live (I know cause I hear hur talking to peepul outside the door). So, evarytime she gets neer I skreem reel lowd so she remembers that she lives here.

Cheeto--When I take a stinkie and I know my lady is arownd I squeak reel lowd until she comes ovur and cleens it. I've trayned hur well.

Rosie--My left wiskurs are white and blak and my rite wiskurs are all blak. I'm yooneek, just like evaryone else.

The onlie kitties I know who havent done this are my bestest buddies:
Jake and Bathsheba
Kismet and Sophie

It's a Cold Cold Werld Owt Thare...

It's evary cat fur themselves...

on these cold nites in the BIG city.

Owr Friends Names!

Hey Y, lets have a little fun with owr friends names!

Ok, . Lets do it.

Her politikul sistur is running fur prez in 08...

IN

Heres a traveling chrissmas gurlcat...

BA

And chek owt this hot hot gurlcat...
Mrs.
And owr frisky meezur buddy…

And she SCORED big on chrissmas…

P

Boxer Bud Leaves to Nail Corn

This in one of my gud friends, Boxer Bud. Boxer Bud and my lady must know all abowt nip cause thay went to a place called “hi” skool togethur. Don’t ask hur abowt it cause she just shakes hur head and says “no, Cheeto, that’s not correct”
Anyway, I luv Boxer Boy cause we spar togethur. I usuallie win because I have hyoomungus bulging mussles as yoo can see.

Here I am exekyooting a sneek attak. This is a vary intense MANcat move.

And here we are boxing soooo fast evun the flashie thing culdn’t capshur the akshun.

Boxer Bud is going to lurn how to nail corn at brad skool (maybe with Kismet’s lady?!?). He must read things backwards cause when yoo ask him whare he’s going he says brad skool at Corn-Nell, not Nailing-Corn at brad skool. I dont know why nailing corn wuld be gud to know, but perhaps Brad (Mr. Skool) can help him make yoose of this strange trade.

I’m going to miss yoo, Boxer Bud! I hope yoo lurn ALL abowt corn and how to nail it to things. Have fun at Nailing Corn at Brad Skool, or as yoo will probably say brad skool at Corn-Nail.

A GOOOOOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLL Fur Yoo

Fur My Europeein Dubble-Chokolate Truffle Eric

Clowse up of my gooooooaaaaaalllllllll