Furry Rodent is up to NO Gud...

The furry rodent kept us up ALL NITE flinging this redikyoolus thing

This morning I had to sit him down and talk to him abowt the importunce of letting US do the obnoxshous stuff.

A Bushy Tailed Monster on OWR Patio

We've got him RITE whare we want him...

Now how do we get OUT THARE?!?!?

Does anyone have a chainsaw we can borrow cut thru this invisibul barrier?

A Furry Rodent Has Invaded Our Home

Last week our lady browt home this kyoot lil furry monstur.

He's abowt as big as our plague ratsie. If we gang up maybe we can toss him owt the window.

As yoo can tell we are upset cause he's taking preshus time away from owr lady. And thay say that once yoo name a furry rodent that means he's staying. She named him Shelby.

Well, he's kinda kyoot and vary playful. Maaaaaaybe we'll be nice to him. Maaaaaaybe...