Mushroom Poshun is Falling!

EMURGENCIE: Sky poshun is turning owr peepul into mushroom-peepul. I saw it with my ginormous, handsum green eyes. Luk...
The bottum half is still a peepul (see thare legs) but the peepul head turns into coluful mushroom tops. Here's a yello mushroom-peepulAnd a pink mushroom-peepul
Than, just as fast as thay turn into mushroom-peepul, when the sky poshun stops falling thay turn back to peepul-peepul!
Have yoo exsperiensed this mushroom-peepul transfurmashun too? -Cheeto

Rosie Colored Glasses- A Visit Frum Mr. Stuk Truk

Thare was a lot of koomishun on the cat teevee last weekend.
The biggust visitor evur stopped by.
His name was Stuk Truk. Mr. Truk was vary importunt cause a lot of peepul greeted him and he got REELY clowse to his mooveabul mashene friends. Eventually Stuk Truk had to leeve, but it was nice of him to stop by.This made me vary happy!
Luv, Rosie

Monday Mancat Dooties - Obsurving Fur Trubble

As a mancat I watch everything that goes on in the apartmunt.
This is a grate lokashun cause its hi up whare the fud gets surved and yoo can be on the lukowt fur trubble.
If the cold place with yummy milk trys to eat yer purson…
yer ready to pownce.
If the watur spitter feroshuslie squirts yer purson…
yer ready to pownce.
If a vishus deer attaks yer purson frum behind…
yer ready to pownce.
These are all responsublies yoo need to prepare for in ordur to keep your position as ManCat of the howse.

Seven Weird Things About Us

Tripper tagged us fur a 7 weird things meme. His were awesum so we had to think reel hard to make owrs gud like his.

Here are the rules: Link to the person that tagged you and post the rules on your blog. Share seven random weird facts about yourself. Tag seven random people at the end of your post, and include links to their blogs. Let each person know they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.

HEER ARE OWR SEVEN WEIRD THINGS:
Rosie-- I watch the peepul teevee and scratch it when thares sumthing kul on that I want to play with. My favorite movie—Ice Age cause they luk like fun animuls to play with.

Cheeto--No cup will go unturned on my watch. If a cup is full and standing uprite, it needs to be nocked ovur on its side.

Rosie--I get moovabul mashene sick unless I’m out of my PTU and laying on my lady.

Cheeto--I have a rooteen when the lady curls up on the cowch in an S shape--jump ovur to hur tummy area, squeak like a gurl, make biskits on hur tummy and than stare at hur until she wraps hur arm arownd me and sits me down next to hur.

Rosie--Sumtimes my lady furgets whare we live (I know cause I hear hur talking to peepul outside the door). So, evarytime she gets neer I skreem reel lowd so she remembers that she lives here.

Cheeto--When I take a stinkie and I know my lady is arownd I squeak reel lowd until she comes ovur and cleens it. I've trayned hur well.

Rosie--My left wiskurs are white and blak and my rite wiskurs are all blak. I'm yooneek, just like evaryone else.

The onlie kitties I know who havent done this are my bestest buddies:
Jake and Bathsheba
Kismet and Sophie

It's a Cold Cold Werld Owt Thare...

It's evary cat fur themselves...

on these cold nites in the BIG city.