Thursday, March 15, 2007

We Are Fur Rent!

If owr lady is going to hang owt with Mr. Werk frum 8-5
AND THEN
go owt fur happie howrs with Mr. Werk's brothur (Co Werkers) frum 5-8
than were going to make owrselves useful during the day.

Please reed the fine print fur deetales.

FINE PRINT IS BELOO
Renturs must have LOTS of kittie fud ready to eat, must play with the fev-vur mowsie wand on demand, does not inturrupt us while we sunbath and/or sleep, and must have nip availabul at owr disposul.

16 comments:

Karen Jo said...

I would love to rent you, but I have to go see Mr. Werk a lot, too, so it wouldn't be possible. I also live very far from you.

Rosie & Cheeto said...

Karen Jo- A lot of peeple say Mr. Werk hangs owt with them too. He's obveeuslie cheeting on owr lady with a lot of othur kitties peepul, yet owr lady still visits him evary weekday! ::sigh::

McSkeezix said...

I'll rent yoo! The Food Lady had a happie howr tonite too. She came home vary happy, wich is qwite unlike her. Maybe she was with yer ladey. We shood have owr own happie howr!!!

Pearl C. Pritchard said...

I think you have a very reasonable rental agreement.

Make sure you cough up a hairball or something during the day as they're leaving you for waaay too long. They must pay.

Ariel said...

Your welcome to visit me anytime.Yet
since mom started babysitting the niece thingy. There's not much quiet
anymore.

Eric and Flynn said...

We haf asked owr mum to rent yoo cuz she duzn't go to see Mr. Werk, he comes to owr house instead. We fink he helps her look after the horsies. If she rents yoo, then yoo will be aybull to go owtdoors and sunbave if yoo want to.We haf got efurryfing in yer fine print, so we fink she will be sootabull.

Forty Paws said...

That's so sweet that Eric and Flynn want to rent you!! See, you can smell horsies and stuff that way!!

Luf, Us

Pee Ess. You can teleport over to our enclosure during the day also!

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

I'd say you could come live with us but our people are away for pretty much the same hours. Though not so much the happy hour...they're kind of cranky.

Latte

George, Tipper, Max & Misty said...

How many green papers do you think you could charge?

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

we gots the purrfect sit-you-aye-shun fur you. our Blonde Girl is being home-schooled, but the Lady doesn't get home till afternoon. that means we've got the Blonde Girl only for most of the day. did you know that cat-loving teenagers give out all the Temptations, food, and nip you could ever want? plus, she'd WAY rather play wif fev-ver toys than do her algae-bruh. c'mon offur!

Daisy said...

Very enterprising, Rosie & Cheeto. If you charge a high enough rent, you can pay for your own Tem-tay-shuns!

That Mr. Werk, he is not very nice sometimes.

Derby said...

Mum spends a lot of time with Mr Werk and then she comes home and werks more some nights. No happy hours for her!

She wishes she could just stay and play with me.

Kimo & Sabi said...

Furry interesting idea - maybe you should advertise on ebay or craigslist!

Bad Kitty Cats & Megan said...

Oh we would rent you both! We have a fish plate with all the Nip you can get for free even. And our mom works from home, so you would have a feather toy person at your disposal. Scritches and Purss

Big Piney Woods Cats said...

Why don't you just come on over and hang out with us when you get all lonesome.

That was a wonderful poem about me you wroted on Karen Jo's blog.

Mittens Pollypaws

Jake and Bathsheba said...

Wow, Rosie and Cheeto, it looks like you already have a lot of great rental offers! Our mom is really tight with Mr. Work too, but Dad is at home with us during the day. Do you think Mr. Work has any kitties?

~J&B