We've finallie put owr paws down and eggspressed owr dismay with the lady's boyfrend, Mr. Job.
We have sevural problums with Mr. Job....
1. He hogs owr ladie. Evury morning until the evening he takes owr lady owt and doesnt even stop by to introduce himself to us.
2. Owr ladie says hes the reasun thare's fud in owr bowl but we dont see him putting fud in owr bowl, owr lady does....eggsplain that "Mr. Job"!?!?
3. She was typing on the computur today. We asked why she was iggnoring us and she said she was doing stuff fur Mr. Job. Now Mr. Job is making her work...Can yoo believe it!!
Its importunt to note this manuver is for eggsperienced kitties onlie.Don't completely disrupt her typing.. Just lie on the keybord so it's inconvenient fur yer lady to type arownd yoo. Lastly, yoo have to give her yer best 'I luv yoo but I'm serious abowt this' luk. It werks evurytime!