Sunday, September 17, 2006

egspressing owr concern.

We've finallie put owr paws down and eggspressed owr dismay with the lady's boyfrend, Mr. Job.

We have sevural problums with Mr. Job....
1. He hogs owr ladie. Evury morning until the evening he takes owr lady owt and doesnt even stop by to introduce himself to us.
2. Owr ladie says hes the reasun thare's fud in owr bowl but we dont see him putting fud in owr bowl, owr lady does....eggsplain that "Mr. Job"!?!?
3. She was typing on the computur today. We asked why she was iggnoring us and she said she was doing stuff fur Mr. Job. Now Mr. Job is making her work...Can yoo believe it!!

We've had it, Cheeto finally tuk a stand.......

Its importunt to note this manuver is for eggsperienced kitties onlie.Don't completely disrupt her typing.. Just lie on the keybord so it's inconvenient fur yer lady to type arownd yoo. Lastly, yoo have to give her yer best 'I luv yoo but I'm serious abowt this' luk. It werks evurytime!

15 comments:

Derby said...

What an excellent demonstration of getting your bean to not work. I will have to try this on mum when she is working at home.

nemokitty said...

Thankth for the advith! I will have to try it-- I've kind of done that, but I keep sthepping on the keyth and annoying Mom- whitch maketh her pick me up and dump me on the floor. I will have to try the sthitting thing.

Jake and Bathsheba said...

Very effective!

~J&B

Skeeeeezix the Cat said...

WoW! I can see my face on yer lady's compyuter screen! Kewl!

Yoo have to werk on gitting yer lady a boyfrend hoo will turn into a huzbind hoo will say those four majik werds to her: "Quit yer job today." My food lady offin sez she wishes she'd fownd one of thoze boyfrends.

My big bruther Mao has a tekneek that also werks good at gitting the lady to pay attenshun to yoo: he sits on her hand that's on that thing they call a mowse that duzn't smell or moove like a mouse. Werks evry time!

The Meezers said...

furry good job of getting your lady not to werk. we don't like it when mommy goes to werk eifurr.

Kismet said...

I always try to walk across the keyboard but my Person says NO! Sometimes I am just doing it because I am trying to type to my lady friends online, but she still says NO!

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

that look yur givin her is EXCELLENT! my fave-rit thing is ta stick my little face unner her hand that's holdin the so-called "mouse" an headbutt it onta the floor. then i gets up on the desk an stands in fronta the screen so she can't see nuffin an i turns on my purrrrrrr.
Cocoa

Rosie & Cheeto said...

What is this Mowse yoo all are tawking abowt?

A nonsmelling, non-moving mowse that yer lady holds it in her hand!?!?! That's just silly.

Ariel said...

Great move I must try this with mommy.Who could resist that adorable face???

Rosie & Cheeto said...

Heeeeellllo, Ariel!!! -Cheeto

Kaze said...

If the Lap Lady brought Mr. Job home I think the Tall Man would worry she's cheating. Of course they do work in the same place so I'm not quite sure how that would work out.

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

We think we have so much fur on the inside of the computer thats why it craps out every 1/2 hour and needs to be re-started!

Cecilia said...

Oh we hate it also when our Meowmie is constantly giving attention to the flatcat (laptop). We are going to try your strategy.

Petey said...

I hate Mr.Job. Our humans used to have one that kept them away from us. But not any more, they stay here with almost all the time. The only bad part is their job now is woofies. We're havin' more again as I was informed of recently. I think another contest may be in order.

Lil' One said...

I am taking notes. I think my She servent is cheating on my He servent as she sais she was going to MR Work today.

I have not tried laying on the keys, but I usually just climb up her back. She cant help but notice me then!