Gently... Be Nice... Don't Grab... Soft...

It appears we have been tricked. The burble does not drop noms as we wure falsely told and it has been nomming **whispers** from our ladies udders. Not a crumb of chickhen, no steak, no cheese....NADA. And to make things worse the burble has taken an interest in us. 

I hear the lady saying "be nice" and "gently" and "soft" and "don't grab" but the burble doesn't like to listen to hur.

If any anipal knows how to speed up this dropping noms process please let us know asap!

The Mini-Hyooman Burble...

It's been awhile since owr last post and owr lady (who has gained lotsa weight in hur belly) says a stork is coming in Late Novembur to drop off a mini-hyooman burble!

Wure not sure what this "burble" thing is but we've been told it is a hairless kitteh-like mini-hyooman that's loud and makes lotsa stinkies. At furst we didn't like the idea but than we wure told that if we do a good job training it than the burble will drop noms and help us keep the hyoomans up all nite!

Here I am trying to communicate with the mini-hyooman burble. I think it has some ninja in him cause it's vary good at kicking.

What's also really cool are all the toys the hyoomans got fur us to make us feel better abowt having to put up with the burble.

Here Rosie is playing in the bouncer with the whackable toys...

And here is OWR new bed...

So hopefully this mini-hyooman burble will be trained right and learn to give us the squillions of noms that we deserve!

Our Lady Is Tying A Knot

Tomorrow the lady is going to TIE A KNOT with the tall man that has been hanging owt here for a loooooong time. We asked her what "Tying a Knot" meant. She said its a chance fur us all to dress up and the tall man will promise to be in owr familie furever and ever and ever. That's cool cause we like the tall man...he sneaks us noms and we sleep on top of him at nite.

This is how the day will look tomorrow with us all dressed up. If yoo look closely we made the furry rodent ware a dress. HAHAHAHA


Welkome to the family tall man. BRING ON THE NOMS!!

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY

A speshul valentines to our lady...


I also want to take a look back at the valentines I made in 2006 for my caramel apple pie a'la mode ERIC who lives in the U.K.


He will always be my speshul valuntine! Luv, Rosie

Chillin' Like a Hyooman

Today I am pretending I am a hyooman by doing hyooman things.

The first hyooman thing I did was sleep on a pillow. I don't think I look vary hyooman like but I was comfy.

So comfy I slept in until vaaaaaaaary late. shhhhh...

I didn't feel like werking like my hyooman does so I thought I'd just hang out here and watch teevee.

Because I didn't have opposabul thumbs I couldn't turn the teevee on so I just hung out with it. It's kinda boring when it isn't turned on.

Lastly I spent the evening taking a bath.....

errrrr, I tested the water and decided I didn't want to enter this pool of water like the hyoomans do. I'm not a big fan of being a hyooman. Being a kitteh is sooooooooooo much cooler!

DELIVERY FROM SKEEZIXVILLE!

OMC! We got mail from owr Bestest friend Skeezix! His lady’s Boobies are walking a looooong distance with a bunch of othur boobies. Bekause she suks at fundraising we stole owr lady’s plastik card and donated and WON a random boobie donation drawing!

It came with a beeeeutiful pink ensembul from the man in bloo shorts…

And it had a frisbee to distract the woofie monstur from eating us…

And then us boyz tried on the boxurs with the tale hole
I musta gotten fat ovurnite cause my attempt was a lost cawse…

The Furry Rodent faired a littul bettur but he prefurred to go commando in the end…

Rosie wore hur faaaaabyoolous owtfit she got from skeezix! As yoo can see she luks Raaaavishing. Sadlie this was taken before she got hur boa and shades on…

Than Rosie got vary distrakted when she saw the BONER BLANKIE…

Unforchunatelie the blankie quicklie became ovur populated by the furry rodent…

But once she reklaimed the boner blankie she drooled all ovur it as yoo can see frum this video to make sure the furry rodent knew it was ROSIE'S TURF!!

THANK YOO SOOOOO MUCH SKEEZIX & YER FOOD LADY’S BOOBIES!! Here’s the link to donate to Skeezix’s Food Lady’s Boobie walk: http://60milesforboobies.com/

Lastlie wure sorry haven’t been blogging latelie. We’ve gotten into twittur whare we tweet several times a day. Here's owr twitter page: http://twitter.com/RosieandCheeto/favorites

Thare's A Woofie Monstur

Thare's something new and furry living in the SAME howse as us. We don't know what it is but we have accumyoolated some vary important clues:
1. It makes "mistakes" and pees IN the howse but NOT in the litturbox. How undignified!
2. It is furry like us and makes lowd woofie noises if we try to nom its foods.
3. It's name is "Yer A Good Boy, Rockford" cause it seems to respond to that.

We ignore "Yer A Good Boy, Rockford" but the Furry Rodent Shelby enjoys making contact with him. Here is the Furry Rodent "playing" with the Woofie Monster

And this video evidence was taken on the first day "Yer A Good Boy, Rockford" came to live with us. He was vary tired and sleeping so the Furry Rodent decided to investigate. Here's the yootube if yoo can't see it.

We have HIGH hopes that someday this Woofie Monstur will decide to eat the Furry Rodent. Until then, we will continue owr investigation as to what this THING is...

It was a nice nite until....

Me and Rosie are best friends. Even though I am a FIERCE MANCAT there is still a teddie bare side to my purrsonalitie. I like to cuddle and to have my ears cleaned so I can hear bad peepul and protect my domain.

Here I am relaxing with my buddie Rosie when outta NO WHARE the furry rodent attacks! It's not vary good quality, but yoo can clearly see the feroshus attack.

If yoo are having trouble seeing the video here is the yootube link.

Showur Time

NO NEED to check the showur. Thare's nothing in thare. I repeat, thare is NOT a furry rodent in the showur.

Pleeze turn the showur on RITE NOW! hehehehe

Do Not Disturb The Furry Donuts with Ears

Hi, yoo have reached the two furry donuts with ears

we are unavailable rite now, but please leave yer name and...

OH WAIT, we meant to stop with "please leave"

Sumo the Squirrel

This is owr friend Sumo the Squirrel. Sumo has enjoyed one too many sunchips, peanuts, capt'n crunch berries and crackers.

Here we are saying hello to Sumo and inviting him inside. He is kinda rude cause he nevur aksepts owr invitations.

And here I am having a convursation with Sumo. We are vary friendlie and honest with eachothur.

The furry rodent may look innocent...

but DON'T be mistaken!

Luk at what he does in the middle of the nite waking EVARYTHING up in the howse...

He tries to suffokate me when I'm sleeping...

He has NO CLUE what purrsonal space is...

And he sleeps like a furry hyooman...

Aftur Crunching The Numburs....

It appears I am missing a squillion treats from my belly.

Please give them to me now and I will not involve my legul department in the mattur.

It's fun to stay at the...

Yoo know what thay say about kittehs with BIG paws...

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We have a hard time yoosing chopsticks!

hahahaha

Off-Rodeing with the Furry Rodent

We have yet to akksept the furry rodent as cat in this familie. As yoo can plainlie see Shelby is too small to be a cat like us so he is still a furry rodent.

We did catch Shelby doing something onlie BIG MANCAT's do and that's go off-rodeing in the red mashine. Obviouslie Shelby doesn't have his liscense so he culd go to jail and be fined a squillion dollars and we'd have to bail him owt. He's defunatelie in that teenage rebelious stage.

We let Shelby off with a stern warning and a paw bop on the head. Hopefullie he lurned his lesson so he dussent do it again and have to go to jails!

I Am Not Chubby

The V-E-T is soooooo wrong. I AM NOT CHUBBY...

I'm just FLOOFY in the butt, paws, belly, shuldurs, neck and face area

My Halloween Costoom This Year!

I thawt long and hard abowt what I wanna be this halloween. I wanna be something that I love to nom and something that keeps me warm and snugglie.

So withowt furthur adoo, I have decided to be...

A CHEETO-BURRITO!!!!

Best Friends!

ROSIE
When I get sleepy and Cheeto or the Furry Rodent are hogging the lady I just cuddul up with my best friend Mr. Bare. As yoo can see he is always in the mood fur a gud cuddul and he doesn't complain when I sit real close to him and even NOM on him a little bit.

CHEETO
My best friends when Rosie and the Furry Rodent are not around are the HONKERS owtside. Thay are soooo much fun to watch. Thay like to NOM bread...I don't think it is vary nommy. Owr lady says we can onlie hang owt with them frum far away.

SHELBY
And my best friend when Rosie and Cheeto aren't in the mood to be nice to me is ANYTHING that will play with me!!!

Hanging Owt With Our New Furry Rodent

This was fotoshopped. Thare is NO WAY we are akshully enjoying spending time with Shelby, the furry rodent.

It mite luk like we are noozling, but I am mearly giving the stink eye to the furry monster.