Monday MANCAT Dooties

When it's time to rest and relax thare is no reasun to reed stuff with lots of werds. The one eggseptshun is othur cat blogs. Thowse are allowed cause I'm the MANCAT and I say so.
As a yung MANCAT in trayning I inforsed these MANCAT roolz.

If yoo have a complaynt abowt any of my MANCAT roolz please put them in the complaynt box lowkated at the bottum of my MANCAT littur.
Thank yoo,
Cheeto

My Smelly Romantik Blakmale Poem -By Rosie

My Smelly Romantik Blakmale Poem

Yoo came home late and woke me up frum my nap
And had the awwdacity to smell like anothur cat.

Yoo say yer catsitting yer friends furry monsturs
But the smell of thare fur is driving me bonkurs.

But I'll furgive yoo and let yoo sleep thru the nite
If I can visit my coffee cake Eric via an airplane flite.

Don't Be A "PRO" at Moshun

Owr bestest friends have been asking whare we are. We want yoo all to know it is NOT OWR FAULT we have not been arownd this past week.
Resently owr lady came home and told us she was offishallie a "Pro" at Moshun. We are much fastur than hur but didn't want to burst hur bubble considuring she is now a "PRO" at Moshun.
Moshun Skills

Evur since she's become a "PRO" at Moshun she comes home latur and has been hogging OWR bed earliur at nite. It's gottun so bad look at this!
Dissmul Sleeping Condishuns

Owr lady promuses it will get bettur in the next week...until then, we'll just half to put up with our lack of compyootur and dissmul sleeping condishuns. Hrumph...

Yoo Say Tomato Poem -Rosie

Yoo say tomayto,

I say red squishie ball in a green contaynur.

Yoo say Tomatoe,

I say rolling wacking toy that smells funnie!

I Am A SupurCat! -Cheeto

Frum teedeeuslie eyeing dawgs at the nayburhood dawg-park to attaking my lady at 3 a.m. the nite before she meets with new cliunts, I am a vary importunt part of making sure things are in ordur. To show my lady how importunt I am, I frequentlie strike this SUPERCAT powse.

Luk at my protruuding mussles and wildly attraktive belly spots. It’s a gud thing thare aren’t gurlcats at the dawg park cause thay’d be nocking at my door!
–Cheeto

Reel Eric vs. Alien Eric

My Hot Appul Dumplin, Eric had a tramatik eggsperience the othur day. A V-E-T stole three of his teef and gave him smelly annie-stetik drugs. His brothur and best friend, Flynn, keeps hissing at him cause he smells like an alien...but he's NOT an alien!
<--Reel Eric
To show Flynn that his brothur Eric (my caramul appul pie) is not an alien have taken a piktur of the reel Eric (above) and the Alien Eric (below).
<--Alien Eric
Notice a diffurence? It's vary subtle, but please leeve a comment if yoo do. We need to let Flynn know that Eric is NOT an alien!!!

Whare Do Yoo Sleep?

Ok, so owr attak plan (below) didn't go as skeduled. We kinda got comfie and fell asleep instead of attaking as origunalie planned. This randum sleepyness concurned us, so we went luking fur sleepy animuls on the innurnet.

LUK AT THIS! We thawt WE were randum sleepurs - but check owt Rusty the woofie, he's the bestest randum sleepur evur!



SLEEP ON RUSTY! SLEEP ON!