The furry rodent may look innocent...

but DON'T be mistaken!

Luk at what he does in the middle of the nite waking EVARYTHING up in the howse...

He tries to suffokate me when I'm sleeping...

He has NO CLUE what purrsonal space is...

And he sleeps like a furry hyooman...

Aftur Crunching The Numburs....

It appears I am missing a squillion treats from my belly.

Please give them to me now and I will not involve my legul department in the mattur.

It's fun to stay at the...

Yoo know what thay say about kittehs with BIG paws...

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We have a hard time yoosing chopsticks!

hahahaha

Off-Rodeing with the Furry Rodent

We have yet to akksept the furry rodent as cat in this familie. As yoo can plainlie see Shelby is too small to be a cat like us so he is still a furry rodent.

We did catch Shelby doing something onlie BIG MANCAT's do and that's go off-rodeing in the red mashine. Obviouslie Shelby doesn't have his liscense so he culd go to jail and be fined a squillion dollars and we'd have to bail him owt. He's defunatelie in that teenage rebelious stage.

We let Shelby off with a stern warning and a paw bop on the head. Hopefullie he lurned his lesson so he dussent do it again and have to go to jails!

I Am Not Chubby

The V-E-T is soooooo wrong. I AM NOT CHUBBY...

I'm just FLOOFY in the butt, paws, belly, shuldurs, neck and face area

My Halloween Costoom This Year!

I thawt long and hard abowt what I wanna be this halloween. I wanna be something that I love to nom and something that keeps me warm and snugglie.

So withowt furthur adoo, I have decided to be...

A CHEETO-BURRITO!!!!

Best Friends!

ROSIE
When I get sleepy and Cheeto or the Furry Rodent are hogging the lady I just cuddul up with my best friend Mr. Bare. As yoo can see he is always in the mood fur a gud cuddul and he doesn't complain when I sit real close to him and even NOM on him a little bit.

CHEETO
My best friends when Rosie and the Furry Rodent are not around are the HONKERS owtside. Thay are soooo much fun to watch. Thay like to NOM bread...I don't think it is vary nommy. Owr lady says we can onlie hang owt with them frum far away.

SHELBY
And my best friend when Rosie and Cheeto aren't in the mood to be nice to me is ANYTHING that will play with me!!!

Hanging Owt With Our New Furry Rodent

This was fotoshopped. Thare is NO WAY we are akshully enjoying spending time with Shelby, the furry rodent.

It mite luk like we are noozling, but I am mearly giving the stink eye to the furry monster.

Furry Rodent is up to NO Gud...

The furry rodent kept us up ALL NITE flinging this redikyoolus thing

This morning I had to sit him down and talk to him abowt the importunce of letting US do the obnoxshous stuff.