Off-Rodeing with the Furry Rodent

We have yet to akksept the furry rodent as cat in this familie. As yoo can plainlie see Shelby is too small to be a cat like us so he is still a furry rodent.

We did catch Shelby doing something onlie BIG MANCAT's do and that's go off-rodeing in the red mashine. Obviouslie Shelby doesn't have his liscense so he culd go to jail and be fined a squillion dollars and we'd have to bail him owt. He's defunatelie in that teenage rebelious stage.

We let Shelby off with a stern warning and a paw bop on the head. Hopefullie he lurned his lesson so he dussent do it again and have to go to jails!

Mopey Monday - How To Make Them Stay

Owr lady left us last weekend. She packed hur bag and dissapeared fur two whole days! I knew it was coming when I saw the BIG black box, so I tried to do evarything I culd to make hur stay.

I sat on danjerous, hot, firey things hoping she would werry to much to leeve me alone

I even sat on the BIG black box and refused to get off...

Do yoo all have any othur sujjeshstuns on how to make owr lady nevur leeve again!?!?! -Rosie