Saturday, December 30, 2006

When the Cats Are Away, the Mice Will Play

ummm, that title duesn’t sound rite. Anyways, owr lady is back aftur spending krissmas in the mittun state. We didn’t miss hur a bit!

Once owr lady left we got party prepurashuns underway and invited everyone to come ovur. Lux, Daisy, Gemini, Grr, Midnite, Cocoa, Eric (Rosie’s hubby), Flynn, Ariel, Merlin, Shadow, KoKo, Jake, Bathsheba, DaisyMae, Mrs. B (Cheeto’s beeeuty), Rascal, Kimo, Sabi, Max, Icon, Mr. Zenith and Skeezix stopped by…the party was hoppin all weekend!

The originul plan was to lock owr cat nanny in the peeples littur box room so we didn’t have to be on owr best behavior…but she was sooo cul we didn’t half to do that! She played chase the fev-vur rod game, cleaned up when I (cheeto) blew chunks, and even got us a catnip candy bar. Owr cat nanny sent daily emails to owr lady letting hur know how gud we were, and we didn’t even have to bribe hur to say nice things with nip. But here’s the best part…she didn’t tattletale abowt the kitty krissmas bash!

If yoo get a cat nanny make sure she’s as cul as owrs…do yer research and make sure to get refurruls (these can also turn into dates with othur cats if yoo are smooth like Kismet on the fone), make sure yer cat nanny is curtufied and most importuntlie make sures shes not a tattletale!

Thursday, December 28, 2006


The temp-tay-shuns were already open when I fownd them. Don't yoo believe me? Ummm, pleeze ignore the bite marks on the bag. -Rosie

Thursday, December 21, 2006

Partie At Owr Place!!

While its kinda sad to have owr lady gone we have TONS of stuff to do thanks to owr best friend and eggstreemlie generrus Skeezix!!
Furst, we are going to play Pin The Tale On The MaoButt. As yoo can see weve been practicing a lot and have gotten vary gud.

Secundlie, since its vary cold owtside we are going to enjoy hot catnip coco in owr boring blak mug that is reely a secret amazingly fabulous skeezix mug in disguise. Luk!

Lastlie, we are going to preetend owr friends Skeezix and Maobert are with us ovur kristmas by starring at the culest ornument evur. It's kinda like hanging owt with them eggsept thay are vary still and dont eat, sleep or make stinkies...

So, Skeezerooskis, thank yoo so much fur being such a grate friend to us and all of the othur FOS memburs!

Monday, December 18, 2006

Owr Majikal Grandma. -By Rosie and Cheeto

We are nominating Owr Majikal Grandma for the Food Lady of the Yeer Award. Ho-sted* by the amazing Skeezix the cat.

We luv owr fud lady but today we are going to write in honur of owr fud lady's lady, owr grandma. She has these amazingly majicullie superpowers and that's why she's fud lady of the yeer!

Turns Papur Into Fud
When owr lady was in collej she didn't have a mr. werk who wuld put fud in the cat dishes. That's whare owr grandma came in. She wuld male these pieces of paper to owr lady who wuld "cash" them and whoaaa, thare was fud in owr cat dishes!!!

With One Luk, She Makes One Big Happie Familie
When I, Cheeto, was living with my lady she didn't even think of bringing anothur kittie to live with me. Than she met rosie and saw how sweet and innocent she was...when grandma saw Rosie she gave my lady the luk and what do you know, we turned into one big happie familie!

The Nevurending Fud Bowl
No matter how hard we try owr fud bowl is nevur empty when Grandma is arownd. We culd eat all day and majically the fud keeps coming. Owr lady says it has sumthing to do with grandma's Italiyun jeans, but weve nevur seen hur ware denim!

*Evun thou it says "Ho" it's not considured a bad werd on Skeezix's bad werd list. Ask Rocky...Cheeto says hes vary furmiliur with the werd. -Rosie

Thursday, December 14, 2006

I Luv Werms!!

My lady made a batch of werms and shared them with me...

Thay are so yummy...

And fun to play with...

Oh how I luv werms! -Rosie

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

'Way Ovur My Catnip Limit' Wednesday

Don't yoo see the neyon orange fee-vers waring brite pink parkas circuling arownd Rosie's head?

Yer Nipped Up Friend,


Friday, December 08, 2006

One Big Happie Familie!

Here's owr offishul entry to Eclairs Creative Contest.

Owr lady was nice enuff to create us, so when she went to visit hur bf, Mr. Werk, we made a creashun of owr lady.
We hope yoo like owr

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Harsh Werds Fur Owr Lady

Deer Lady-

So let's get this strate, yer making sumething fur US to entur into Eclairs creative contest but yoo wont let US get neer the creeashun? OK, we know we tried to eat it but still...

Yoo keep saying "cats can't eat play-dow" but we just want to make sure yer creative inspurashun of US tastes yummy too!

Yer upset kitties - Rosie and Cheeto

Sunday, December 03, 2006

The Most Wondurful Time of the Year

Arownd this time of yeer we get grate presents. Sevural usuallie arrive at a time and primarilie on the weekends. Heres the best way to enjoy them:
1. Rub up against the present to make sure yoo claim it

2. Most of the presents have useless stuff in them. If so, clear that owt

3. Knock ovur yer present to diffurenchiate it frum the others

4. Luk cute and accentuate yer mussles fur the picktur

Saturday, December 02, 2006

How I spent my Saturday. -Cheeto

4 a.m. to 5 a.m. Chased Rosie arownd the lady's bedroom
5 a.m. to 10 a.m. Cuddled my lady to help hur with the hangovur
10 a.m. to 10:04 a.m. FUD TIME!
10:04 a.m. to 3 p.m. Ataked Rosie in my redbox, thawt abowt Mrs. B
3 p.m. to 6:30 p.m. Werked on a puzzle & tryed to eat the peeses
6:30 p.m. to 7 p.m. Watched Rosie try to imatate Sabi
7 p.m. to 7:06 p.m. FUD TIME!
7:06 p.m. to 8:30p.m. Slept, woke up to eat fud and watch the cat tv
8:30 p.m. to NOW Checked owt evuryones blog and prepared this post
What a grate day!! How do you spend yer lazy Saturday?

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

A Thursday Skinnie Dipping Teeze!

We wure so eggsited when owr grandma sent us an email entitled "Skinnie Dipping". Then we reealized owr grandma sending us "skinnie dipping" kittie pickturs duesnt make sense. We opuned it and had quite a surprise...A skinnie dipping GREEN FEV-VUR!

Owr lady told us that grandma has a green fev-vur and she luvs it just like owr lady luvs us. Can yoo believe it!?!?!
Here are more pickturs of the green fev-vur skinnie dipping.

All we can say is yummy!!!

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Widebody Wednesday & Tuff A** Tortie Day!

Rolling up in a cirkular position to aksentuate my curves. -Cheeto
It may appear to some that I'm yawning at the feetsball game, but I'm reely ROARING to show off my tuff A** Tortie pose on behalf of KC. -Rosie

Monday, November 27, 2006

Luk what I won!!! Thanks, Mrs. B, Bubbles and the lady!!

Deer Mrs. B, Bubbles and yer lady:
I was so happie when I won yer awesome contest. Just when I thawt I culdnt be any happier a package showed up...
I immediately ran to the play cube whare I attacked my lady's foots and Rosie when thay got neer me.
Then I noticed the othur stuff in the box: the catnip fishie (Rosie wont let it owt of hur site), the "two B's luv Cheeto" magnent (how wondurful!), temp-tayshuns (We Luv temp-tay-shuns), the fore yummy premo cat fud cans (Fud is the way to my hart) and...

Of corse, my favorute guddie of all....the beeeutiful picktur of yoo, Mrs. B **mraw, mraw**
Thank yoo, thank yoo, thank yoo!
Sin-cear-a-lie Yers,

Sunday, November 26, 2006

Cupple of things…

We want to keep yoo updated on the various bloggosphere item. This is just a snippet of the cul things going on!

Éclair has hur furst contest and its an amazing art contest. Yer lady an artest!?!?! Owrs isn’t either, but it duesn’t mattur. Join in the fun.

Wanna become a woofies “peep”?!? We don’t know what “peep” meens but owr lady says it’s a gud thing eggspeshalie casue it’s a woofie. Owr new frend Shadow
reely likes cats (as frends). Stop by and tell him HI!

Who do I purr abowt at nite? He’s a dreemie, widebody, orange and white handsum fellow. Stop by and tell Eric how cute I am! –Rosie

KC and Libby are up and on cuddle patrol. Just a few days ago bowth of them were fighting fur thare lives. Amazing what purrs and headbutts will do. Yeaaa!!

Thursday, November 23, 2006

Luk for the three amigos!!

Owr lady went to celebrate thanksgiving in Dubbl-in. We asked hur if that ment thare were going to be two of hur when she got back....she said no. *sigh*

But get this, we luked up whare dubbl-in is and its RITE NEXT to the "Valley", whare one of owr best friends, Skeezix lives!!!

Since Skeezix is gone we made sure to give owr lady some of owr turkey and giblets to give to the three amigos in the Valley (Mao, Rocky and Trip). We don’t know if owr lady saw them on hur travels to Dubbl-in but if so, enjoy the turkie and giblets boyz!

UPDATE: Owr lady did not see Mao, Rocky and Trip while she was travuling to Dubbl-in. Thay must have been inside trying on Skeezix's clowse or outside rolling arownd in Rocky's catmint.

We fownd owt owr lady drove by the "valley" exit but didn't stop to luk for Mao, Rocky and Trip. What what she thinking? How on eurth did she eggspect to give the turkie and giblets to owr frends!?!?

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Thursday Thurteen

Thirteen things we have to be thankful for this Thanksgiving:

  1. That we have eachothur to play with and cuddle with
  2. The yummy powches of fud evary morning and nite
  3. Grandma always ovur feeding us when she visits
  4. Owr lady letting us sleep with hur at nite so we can wake hur up at 4a.m.
  5. Owr cat tv whare we watch the dawgs go to the park to play like dorks
  6. Best innurnet frends who rite fun stuff of thare blogs and comment on owrs
  7. Best innurnet frends who hold amazingly cul contests
  8. ummmmm…the 50 pownds of catnip of corse!
  9. The leeky fawcit in the tub whare owr lady takes a showur
  10. Owr sense of smell so we know whare owr lady has been
  11. That rod thing with the courful mowsie with the long tale
  12. Owr lady understanding owr meow requests
  13. The fact that we are bowth healthy and happie!!

Sunday, November 19, 2006

Owr Tale Of Devoshun

We entured Skeezix’s grate Tale of Devoshun contest. Hear are snippits of owr entries. Be sure to check owt owr full entries and Vote Fur Us here.


Frum A Stray to an Easily Eggsitable, Luvabul, Furry Monstur
… met me and asked whare my littur box was. The student didn’t know I needed one! That’s when my lady said she wuld take me in…I was relieved (both liturally and figuratively)…
…My lady renamed me Rosie…aftur her gradma, my grate-grandma. The student named me “Phil” because I was so many culurs she said I luked “Phil”-thy. Sad but true, I like Rosie SOOO much bettur…


From a Ghetto Street Monstur to a Refined Destingwished Cat
…When my lady finalie saw me again, she was so happie, I thawt I’d half to call a plumber cause she was leeking frum her eyes with joy…
…Ovur the next cupple of weeks I fell in luv with my lady. She got rid of my cheese-balls (NOT CUL), tuk me to the V-E-T to get me a shot so I culd poop out the wurms that were eating my heart…

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Tummy Licking Thursday!?!?!

Cheeto's having a hard time following the themes assosiated with the diffurent days of the week.

He thinks today is Tummy Licking Thursday...

I've lurned that when Cheeto has crazie's easier to just go with what he says and start licking yer tummy too! -Rosie

Monday, November 13, 2006

Tortie Tuesday is Rosie's Day

Is thare such a thing as Tortie Tuesday?!?! If so, I'm offishullie sharing pickturs of my beeeeutiful tortie fur and white striped tale.

Pleeze ignore the face to yer rite. Cheeto is NOT a tortie so he shuld not be the focus of my Tortie Tuesday post. Today is a me, me, me day! -Rosie

We still have faith that owr lady is gowing to make owr catnip grow. Cross yer paws!

Friday, November 10, 2006

Catnip Incomputunt

This is the second time owr grandma has sent ovur some “homegrown, do it yerself” catnip. As yoo know this is a vary big deal! Its like the ultimate treet and luk at what happuns after we wait and wait...

She claims shes tried and tried but it just wont grow beyond a cupple of sprowts. If yoo are in-clinned, biggify the picktur to see the disappointed luks on owr faces when we notice no progress has been made to owr catnip farm aftur a cupple of days.

Owr lady has been buying the ovur the cowntur nip to make up fur her "incomputunce" but its not the same….than again, we wuldn’t know what the “homegrown nip” is like cause weve nevur had any

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Furget all the elekshun winners….I’m the BIG winnur today!

The BIG Winner……is ME!!! I won the “I Luv The Two B’s” contest. Pleeze howl dyer applawse until I have had the opportunity to thank everyone…

Furst up, I’d like to thank my lady who helped me creeayte the “I Luv The Two B’s” postur. She has always supported my blogging habbit and feeds me all the stinkie yumminess I need.

Secondlie, Id like to thank my sistur Rosie. When she won Skeezix's “scariest costuum” fur her skunk owtfit ovur Halloween I new I had to one up hur and win a costest too…

Thurdlie, Id like to thank all the kitties that rite comments on my blog and the kitties who voted fur me and gave me the oppurtunitie to win this contest (Skeezers, Jake and Bathsheba, Beau Beau and Angie and Daisy Mae)!!

Forthlie, id like to thank Cecilia and Bubbles. Withowt them I wouldn’t have had a wonderful contest to entur. Keep up the grate contest

Fifthlie (and most importunt) Id like to thank Mrs. B….withowt hur and her beautiful face I wouldn’t have had the inspurashun to put up such a grate picktur!

This contest rocks! Thank yoo so much fur getting together the ultamate contest, Cecilia, Bubbles and Mrs. B **wink, wink**

Monday, November 06, 2006

Cats Can't Watch Doves

Weve been resurching the issues owr ladie is voting on to help edjucate her. Thare are many proposuls and if yer not careful and matikuluslie checking yoo nevur know what yoo mite miss.
Fur instance...

In the Mitten state (mishigun, whare owr grandparents live) thare's a proposul to establish "a mourning dove hunting season". Can yoo beleeve Mishigun kitties are NOT allowed to watch doves owt of the windows in the morning!?!

And whats more...owr lady is against this. She's denying us kitties owr rites to watch the doves!

Be sure to let yer persun leeve earlie tomorrow to vote.
Yer patriotic frends Rosie and Cheeto

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Owr lady dressed up like a berd, rite?!??!

Owr lady dressed up fur hall-o-wen. Her costuum was crazy cul. It came complete with Fev-vers and strings. Luk fur yerself!

We'd show yoo her face but this is OWR BLOG!

Next year, we want to be a fev-verry berd just like owr lady!!

p.s. Vote fur Cheeto (or anothur one of yer frends) in the
2b's contest!

Sunday, October 29, 2006

Ode to Grandpa on his burthday!! -By Cheeto

If yoo remembur my grandparents came to visit last weekend frum the mitten state thay live in. Both Rosie and I luv grandpa but this is my ode cause I'm his little furry monster boy and its his burthday today!

Grandpa is super cul. Whenevur I see him he picks me up and cuddles with me til I'm in a transe. Here we are togethur. I'm pretending to be supercat fur the picktur. Of corse, I'm purring but yoo cant tell frum the picktur.

Here I am sleeping underneeth grandpas arm. He always let me cuddle next to him whenevur he sleeps.

Happie Burthday, Grandpa...we hope yoo got lots of catnip and toyz!
Do yoo have a speshul visitur that you just LUV and ADORE!?!?!

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

The most amazing day EVUR!

Pleese mark today as one of the best days EVUR! I got my award fur winning the scariest costuum frum skeezix’s contest.
Here's cheeto and I opening the scarie box. I’m the pretty one on the rite…

My troffie was sooooo scarie. It says “scariest costuum” and evun has a vishus deer on it!

Cheeto was all ovur the Mao and Rocky’s Vishus Deer repelant. It came complete with instructshuns on how to spray the vishus deer. And just so yoo know its vary vary stinkie.

OK, back to may troffie….luk at how shinie it is and it came complete with a vishus deer on it!!

I’m so prowd that I had the currage to concur the vishus deer,
I’m so happie that Luxor gave me the inspurashun to ware my skunk costuum,
I’m so grateful that Mao and Rocky made the stinkie vishus deer repellunt,

And Lastlie…I’m so Lucky to have the amazingly wonderful Skeezix as a frend. He is the bestest frend evur. Thank yoo sooooo much skeezix! Yer the best!!! -Rosie