My Smelly Romantik Blakmale Poem -By Rosie

My Smelly Romantik Blakmale Poem

Yoo came home late and woke me up frum my nap
And had the awwdacity to smell like anothur cat.

Yoo say yer catsitting yer friends furry monsturs
But the smell of thare fur is driving me bonkurs.

But I'll furgive yoo and let yoo sleep thru the nite
If I can visit my coffee cake Eric via an airplane flite.

Don't Be A "PRO" at Moshun

Owr bestest friends have been asking whare we are. We want yoo all to know it is NOT OWR FAULT we have not been arownd this past week.
Resently owr lady came home and told us she was offishallie a "Pro" at Moshun. We are much fastur than hur but didn't want to burst hur bubble considuring she is now a "PRO" at Moshun.
Moshun Skills

Evur since she's become a "PRO" at Moshun she comes home latur and has been hogging OWR bed earliur at nite. It's gottun so bad look at this!
Dissmul Sleeping Condishuns

Owr lady promuses it will get bettur in the next week...until then, we'll just half to put up with our lack of compyootur and dissmul sleeping condishuns. Hrumph...

Yoo Say Tomato Poem -Rosie

Yoo say tomayto,

I say red squishie ball in a green contaynur.

Yoo say Tomatoe,

I say rolling wacking toy that smells funnie!

I Am A SupurCat! -Cheeto

Frum teedeeuslie eyeing dawgs at the nayburhood dawg-park to attaking my lady at 3 a.m. the nite before she meets with new cliunts, I am a vary importunt part of making sure things are in ordur. To show my lady how importunt I am, I frequentlie strike this SUPERCAT powse.

Luk at my protruuding mussles and wildly attraktive belly spots. It’s a gud thing thare aren’t gurlcats at the dawg park cause thay’d be nocking at my door!
–Cheeto

Reel Eric vs. Alien Eric

My Hot Appul Dumplin, Eric had a tramatik eggsperience the othur day. A V-E-T stole three of his teef and gave him smelly annie-stetik drugs. His brothur and best friend, Flynn, keeps hissing at him cause he smells like an alien...but he's NOT an alien!
<--Reel Eric
To show Flynn that his brothur Eric (my caramul appul pie) is not an alien have taken a piktur of the reel Eric (above) and the Alien Eric (below).
<--Alien Eric
Notice a diffurence? It's vary subtle, but please leeve a comment if yoo do. We need to let Flynn know that Eric is NOT an alien!!!

Whare Do Yoo Sleep?

Ok, so owr attak plan (below) didn't go as skeduled. We kinda got comfie and fell asleep instead of attaking as origunalie planned. This randum sleepyness concurned us, so we went luking fur sleepy animuls on the innurnet.

LUK AT THIS! We thawt WE were randum sleepurs - but check owt Rusty the woofie, he's the bestest randum sleepur evur!



SLEEP ON RUSTY! SLEEP ON!

HELLO…We have a lives too! A Message To Owr Lady.

We know yoove been busy with yer life, but HELLO, we have lives too, 18 between us bowth.

And why culdn’t yoo take us to the PLAY party with BOYs at the MANs place with the CHIN last weekend?!? The invite even had a bunny (or Skeezix) on it.
Hey, was Tripper tharebunnykikking?
Anyways, have no wurries. While yoo were gone we were here at home diskovuring new places to hide fur a surprise attak…be afraid, be vary afraid!

Sinerelie Yers,
Rosie and Cheeto

What's Yer Romantik Dessurt Name?

My English Toffie Cake hubby Eric and I have been romantiklie eggschanging dessurt names fur eachothur.

Niknames fur Rosie:
Apple strudel,
Pashun froot sooflay,
Little creme brulee,
Froot popsicle

Niknames fur Eric:
Marshmelloo creempuff mancat
Sugur coated doonut with strawbarry fillur
Banana-nutella crape
Cookie dowe gelato hubby

He recentlie asked me what an Eskimo Pie was. Eric, my key lime pie a'la mode, this is an eskimo pie.

Do yoo have a dessurt nikname?
If not, what dessurt wuld yoo chose?!?!

My Middul Name Game! -Rosie

Oh wow, my Powdured Creeme Puff Eric totalie got tagged by Skeezers. I wanna be tagged two so I'm pretending I am! Here are the rulz:

List one fact that is somehow relevant to you and your life for each letter of your middle name. If you don’t have a middle name, use the middle name you would have liked to have had.

When you are tagged you need to write your post using your middle name and facts about it.

At the end of your post, choose one cat to tag for each letter of your middle name. Be sure to let each cat know she/he has been tagged. (It's okay if you don't do this... tag who you want to tag!)

I don’t have a middul name, but I do have many dessurt petnames from my Eskimoe Pie Eric. Here’s one of my favorites Rosie “Pashun Froot Sooflay” Cat…

F – Frisky. I onlie let who I WANT cuddle with me!
R – Ranebow, cause I like to be a colorful pursonalie to othurs
O – Odurous when I make invisible stinkie…ummm, kinda embarrassing but troo
O – Off-Colur, I am a beeeutiful pleeethura of colurs (with a wite tale)
T – Talkative and intelleckshuallie Talented…that’s obvious

I Tag- Jake, Boy, Henry Helton and Aeon Michico

A Week Of Luv Luv Luv.

Whare have we been fur a week? Well, we've been supur busy getting hugs and cuddles from owr mittun state Gramma and Grampa.

It was the ultumate cuddle fest cause thay STAYED AT OWR PLACE FUR A HOLE WEEK!

Than they left fur a cupple of days but that was ok cause they sent us pickturs of the new friends thay made at an annimul heaven place...thay called it Mon-turd-ray.
Here's Oscar. He luks like us but sumone pushed his ears down reel far. He likes to play in watur which is kinda strange, but aftur watching him do summursalts and play we've come to the conclushun this watur was laced with primo nip!

Than thare was Penny. Penny likes to ware a tux and waddles like my Catopotomus brothur Cheeto when he's full. Penny is kinda silly luking but as yoo can planly see she doesn't mind cause she's arownd hur silly luking friends.

Lastlie, we wur introduced to Benny. His fur is vary messy. We like Benny cause he has BIG eyes just like us and was HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY...his gramma and grampa must have been hanging owt with him this week too!!

-Posted by Rosie (with help frum Cheeto)