A Fev-vur With A Funny Nose & A Gazillion Legs

Did yoo know fev-vurs in the Yoo-Kay (whare TONS of owr best friends live, inclooding Rosie's hubby) have funny noses and a Gazillion legs? Luk!

"The bad news is that Stumpy, a farm duck in Southampton, England, got a leg caught in a fence, and it had to be amputated. The good news is, he still has THREE LEFT. You see, the webbed-footed wonder was born with four legs."
- A Sekret Yoo-Kay Fev-vur Informunt