Five Steps To Sneaking Buttery Fluffy Gudness

1. Identify the buttury fluffy gudness. It has a yummy smell and usuallie is made in a masheen that makes lots of poppy noises. This masheen is nothing like the mooveabul masheen on the cat tee-vee

2. Luk arownd. If yoo have a sistur like me be sure to not draw attenchun to yerself or thay will want to sneak sum too. IT"S VITAL yoo don't get discovured eating out of the peepul's fud bowl or yoo get shooed away and yer sneakiness is ovur

3. Lick the buttery fluffy gudness. Thare are severul kinds. The eggstra buttury fluffy gudness is the best but any flavur will do. Half the fun is being a sneaky cat and not getting discovured

4. Find the butturiest pieces and eat caushuslie.Don't furget to make a mess so yoo can blame it on yer sistur by running as far away frum the evudence and playing like yoove been sleeping ALL DAY

5. When yer done, get rid of the evudence in yer teeth or else yoo can't blame it on yer sistur