Goles are vary importunt

This weekend my lady’s gole is to update hur goles. We decided to teech hur how by preparing owr goles. Get ready innernets, cause these are deep thawts!
Cheeto
I will sneek up on rosie when she’s sleeping on my lady at 4 a.m. It’s importunt to maintain a rooteen and do this evary nite.

I will nock ovur all cups that have at leest a little bit of likquid in them. I will judge my suggsess by the amownt of likquid in the cup and the lowdness levul of my lady’s voice when she says “No, No Cheeto!”
Rosie
I will nevur stop screeming to eggspress how I feel. At leest once a week I will make my lady say sumthing like this: “What’s that Rosie? Timmy’s trapped in the barn?”

I will always be nice to othurs. Just like Rascal is nice to his friends by sleeping fur comments and Ariel is nice to hur lady even thou she knows shes far supeeryer!

Do yoo have goles of yer own? Do tell!