Is it Halloween Yet?

Is it Halloween yet? I'm going to dress up as a skary ghost this year. Isn't my ghost costuum VAAAAARY Skary???

I think it shrunk in the wash cause my booty is kinda stickin' out....but just a little bit, right? It's not that obvious is it?!?!

The Nevurending Sunspot

LOOK!!! I found the BESTEST Sunspot Ever!!!

It duzzen't go away day or nite and it's always vary vary warm!

My Albino Toy Mowsie Story, By Rosie

This is a storie of a cat (me, Rosie) and my new friend, ALBINO TOY MOWSIE.

THE DITCH…

One evening we fownd all of our toys put away in our toy box. As if that weren’t enuff would yoo believe the lady ran the LOWD sucker upper thingy and sucked up all of the extra fuds we strategically placed around our fud bowl. And then she put paint on her face, wore a nice owtfit (that we could culdn’t sit on beforehand to hair it up) and left us with NOTHING TO DO!

THE FIND…

Just as we wure abowt to show owr dismay by peeing on her bed and throwing up owr fuds again I noticed sitting in her bag the kulest thing in the werld—the ULTIMATE ALBINO TOY MOWSIE!!!!! Now this was no ordinarie (go to the pet store and buy it) mowsie. This mowsie was an albino mowsie from head to toe half wrapped up especially for me! She had been hiding the ALBINO TOY MOWSIE in her work bag for months and now it was ALL MINE! I played and played and played with the ALBINO TOY MOWSIE and made sure it was mine by getting my goobers ALL over it.

THE VISITUR…

Later that nite my lady came home with….a guy. Cheeto likes guy peepuls so he greeted him with lots of headbutts as soon as he sniffed him out. Once the guy sat down and my lady went to get some whine for the two of them I made my move and introduced myself and my ALBINO TOY MOWSIE. My lady must have put on clown make-up when she was getting the whine cause her cheeks were so red when she returned and found the three of us: the guy, me, and the ALBINO TOY MOWSIE hanging owt together.

THE OUTCOME….

The ALBINO TOY MOWSIE doesn’t come around that often to play. But EVARY ONCE in a while I’ll find him hanging owt in hur bag or hiding in the peepuls litter box room. I hope someday you’re luckie enuff to find yer own ALBINO TOY MOWSIE cause they are the Best!!!

We've Been Tweeting!

It seems that our lady has been helping us tweet and not helping us blog!

Unacceptabul!

Whose Chair is it?

Yer name is soooo not on this chair.

You'll have to stand until we are finished relaxing!

Cheeto Bares All!!

Some of yoo may remembur when I became faymoos from my appearance on Karen Jo's Kitty Limerick site. Well, I had to go into hiding cause Rosie...errr, my bodyguard...was not cooperating and fans were swarming like wild kitties on a can of toona jyoose.

Now that I've mooved to Shytown I've desided to come out of hiding and show my Handsum MANCATness to the werld again. So, aftur careful considurashun I desided to go for it and BARE ALL fur Sparkle's Upside-Down Kitty site!

Ain't that a hunk of a site for y'all to admire!?!?! Pleeze don't hold back with your comments. I know I'm a H-O-T Mancat Spesamin!!

SKEEZY SHOOES -- The Kulest Akksessorie Evur!

Can yoo see how eggsited I am to have the kulest, kyootest, awesomist shooes ever!?!
SKEEZY KEDS!!!

And to make it dubblie kul, gramma came oveur to cellabrate the fabyoouluslie wondful arrivul of owr furst evur pare of shooes. If yoo biggify the picktur yoo will see that she brawt her friend Mr. Otter ovur to join in owr joyous cellebrashun! I am so PROUD to be piktured with these amazing werks of SKEEZY shoo art!

Here I am giving SKEEZIX a big THANK YOO headbutt fur giving us owr furst EVER pare of shooes which are the kulest shooes in the whole wide werld!!!!

THANK YOO, SKEEZY!!!!
THANK YOO, SKEEZY!!!!
THANK YOO, SKEEZY!!!!
THANK YOO, SKEEZY!!!!

The Biggest Berd I've Evur Seen! -Rosie

Thare was obviously a big event going on at Wiggley Field. The lites were on and I thawt I heard the Bares-in-Trayning roaring. I took a piktur to captshur the momunt and that's when I saw it...luk at the top left. Oh My Cat, do yoo see it too?!?!

It's the biggest berd I've ever seen. As yoo can see I am shocked by the massive size of this squillion-pownd monster berd.

It must be an exotik myootayshun cause it's belly feathurs are flashy. Here's a close-up.

Note: At the time of this powst I was not attaked by the exotik, squillion-pownd monstur berd...

Wordless Wednesday

Delivury Frum The Man In Bloo Shorts!

Luk what we got from the man in bloo shorts. A gud smelling pakage addressed to us from one of owr best friends, Skeezix!

Cheeto: Here I am whispering thank you to Skeezix who pursonallie stopped by in his leathur jacket (he was kinda quiet, but that’s ok)

Cheeto: I had a blast with the primo nip…maybe too much fun!?!

Rosie: On behaf of Cheeto (who is inkoherrant rite now) owr lady and me, THANK YOO Skeezix!