Mancat Monday- How to Art

If yoo find yerself luking fur a hobby to brake up the sleep, eat and take stinkies rootine I suggest yoo learn how to art. Here is a grate masterpeese of mine that I’ve spent 2 years develuping.

Notice the flowing angul of the wite boxspring linur flooowing against the floor? Yes, that is MY mancat masterpeese. If yoo wuld like an autograf I am availabul during non-sleep, food and stinkie werk hour frum aproximutlie 2-3 a.m.

Do yoo like to art? If so, do yoo have a masturpeese too?

A Visit Frum My Coliej Roomie - Cheeto

We thawt we had evarything undur control now that we regulatud the amownt of time owr lady spent with hur BF mr. Jahb, but noooo...

Sum nites she disappears and comes home with drawing of pots and stuff- Is she crazie? Why go sumware to draw a pot when thare are plentie of REEL pots here?
Othur nites she comes home smelling of grass and claims she was sawftballing-we don't have a clue what that culd be!?!

And get this-last weekund one of my furst evur roommates frum my colliej days visited. Can yoo beleeve she turned into a V-E-T! I hid at furst...cawse I smelled VET on hur...but aftur a wile I remembured she was kul so we started chillen together like the ol days!

I introdoozed rosie to my formur roomie and she sniffed away all the bad V-E-T smell starting with hur noze.

We wure all sad to see hur go, but happie to know she is saving wondurful kitties like us!

Thursday's Top Ten- Dinner Time!

Guess what!?! Owr berdie finalie came owt of its egg! We have no idea how it lived in such a tiney space-maybe he lived in Manhattun before moving to the egg so he's used to small places.
Anyways, owr lady says we are not allowed to eat him. We are vary upset so we came up with ten gud reasuns why we shuld eat the green fee-vur monstur.

1 He luks like a yummy green chikhen
2 He makes lots if noise and disturbs owr naptime
3 His head fits purfektlie into owr mowths
4 Prowteen is gud fur owr furs
5 Owr lady eats stuff inside eggs so why can't we?
6 he's a fresh pickin frum owr egg gardun so he's organik
7 His vishus sharp beek mite hurt owr lady
8 Its survivul of the fittest and we are fitter than him
9 He has a wishbone so all owr wishes will come true
10 We grew it so its owrs to eat!




Can yoo think of any othur reasons that wuld support owr case!?!

His name is BT and he belongs to gramma and grampa. Owr lady says we can't eat him cause gramma and grampa luv him vary much. ::sigh::

We’re Growing Berdies

We fownd this berdie egg and decided to grow owr own fresh, organik berdies. We are so eggsited cause thare are severul baby berdies popping up already and thayre wings are sprowting.
It’s vary hard not to eat play with them cause thay luk so yummy friendlie.

A Thursday Evening Watur-Crawl

Today we are going on a watur-crawl to the various waturing-holes.

Waturing Hole #1: The Casual Fail-Safe The peepul prefur yoo utulize this because thay bought it spechulie fur yoo. Yoo shuld only use this when thay are not arownd to show that yoo are the decishun makur in the howse.

Waturing Hole #2: The Hole-In-The-Wall
Thare are 2 ways to enjoy this: frum the metul sprayer or frum the big wite bowl when it gathurs up. If yoo havent trayned yer peepul to turn this on here's a tip-get next to it and screem until thay come running.

Waturing Hole #3: The Swanky Joint
Tipikally off limits due to a vary heavy covur, this serves as owr favurite.
If yoo are able to drink do it quik cause when the peepul see yoo thay will clowse it down and tell yoo 'no'

Skary Sunday- Litul Bares in Trayning

Shytown is known for its vishus attak cubs-aka littul bares in trayning. The place I am showing yoo here is called Wigglie feeld. This is whare the cubs purrfekt their attak skills. When the lites are on I know the vishus attak cubs are preparing to pownce.

To keep the vishus cubs away frum unsuspekting shyTown peepul and gurlcats (like my lady and rosie) I frequentlie get owt my meen-sharp-furoshus MANcat face.
Protekting innosent peepul and gurlcats is tuff, but I'm prowd to be the MANcat chowsen fur the job!

An Offishul Introdukshun to Shytown

I am pleezed to annownce that we've finallie arrived at owr partment in Shy-town. Akchually it's not reely IN Shy-Town, its ON TOP of Shy-Town! Here I am exekuting my new Shy-Town MANcat dooty- protekting the whole city frum vishus deer. So far, I've skared them all away.
During my downtime (when I'm not on MANcat patrols) I watch owr cat-teevee. We defantlie have the delux-premeyum-platnum-exsklusive cabul package cause its got a squillion piktur-n-pukturs all at once! I also want to annownce that I am going to start a new series of posts to tell yoo what's new on the cat tee-vee. I want to call it "Detektive Cheeto Investugates" but my lady said "Peeping Cheeto Exposes All" is more appropriate.
What do yoo think I shuld call my new series?

Rosie Colured Glasses – Mittun State & Catnip-HiRise partmunt

We finallie arrived with gramma and grampa to the Mittun State. Here’s a piktur of Cheeto attaking the vishus toys that were awaiting us when we arrived.
Owr lady says she got us a big 'partment and that owr hideowts arrived yesterday. And she evun promised to take “the stuff” she put in them out so we could play “king of the fort” or in my case “queen of the fort”.

Luk fur updates as soon as we get to owr new ‘partment with the hideowt forts. Culd life get any better innurnets!?!

Sined, Rosie

Tips Fur A Grate Rode Trip

It's gud to take brakes frum driving. Here I am supurvysing grampa to make sure he duzent drive off a cliff or into vishus deer territorrie.
It importunt to watch owt aftur yer peepul eggspeshullie my grampa who is a squillion years old!

Its also importunt to always luk yer best when travuling on a rode trip. Here I am kapitulizing on my sunspot time so I can ensure I maintain my evun MANcat tan.
To avoid gurlcats jumping into owr speeding moovabul mashene to get a luk at me, Cheeto Swavay, i oftun have to go to exstreem measures. Here I am inkognitto except fur my handsum boootay.
Ladycats I only put up one piktur cause yoo probublie culdnt handul more!

The Gramparents are Coming, The Gramparents are Coming!

Guess what!?!? We've been peeing evarywhare fur two grate reasons...
1. We are so eggsited gramma and grampa are coming to visit us tonite and we're going on owr rode trip tomorrow morning!
2. Owr lady is still steeling owr hideowts and putting "stuff" in them!

As mad as we are at owr lady we are actshullie wurried abowt hur being safe withowt us while we are gone on owr rode trip to the mittun state.She pinkie-pawed swore that the minute she finds us all a grate luxshury partment in ShyTown we will be back togethur again. Hopefullie well get one big enuff fur gramma, grampa, and all of owr friends to live in with us! Paws crossed!