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Clowse Up...

Wild Wednesday - Ode to Jake and Bathsheba!

Today we are giving a well desurved wild wednesday ode to two of owr bestest frends, Jake and Bathsheba. If yer here at owr blog than yoo defunatelie have time to stop by thares rite now!

Oh, it seems like yer still reeding. Well then we'll have to subjeckt yoo to subliminul messaging...
Visit

Jake

And

Bathsheba

Cause

Thare

Awesume!

What's Wrong With Relaxing?

Grampa saw this picktur and told my lady he needs to talk to me abowt sleeping appropriyatlie.

I dont undurstand what he's talking abowt. I was JUST relaxing!

Werdless Wednesday - Guess Who?

It's Me!

An Eye Fur An Eye-Helping Mr. Compyootur See

We did evarything we culd to cheer up mr. compyootur this week. We evun tried to act depressud...or dead...just like him, but it didn't werk.

Yesturday, an IT V-E-T came in to assess mr. compyootur's grave condishun. Turns owt he was depressed because he couldn’t see very gud. The IT V-E-T pursun gave him an intensive skreening check up and gave him new monitur glasses to see bettur! Mr. compyootur is brite and happie now and so are we cause we can visit owr innurnet frends again!

It Luks Fine To Us...

Owr lady said a lot of sware werds yesturday. she got mad at mr. compyutur akkqusing it of getting into a crash.

It luke fine to us, no bumps or wires hanging owt anywhare. The only thing is that owr lady must have scared it a lot cause its no longur talking to anyone.

We reely reely hope it stops being skared and starts tawking again cause we miss heering what all of owr bestest friends are up too!

Monday MANCAT Dooties

When it's time to rest and relax thare is no reasun to reed stuff with lots of werds. The one eggseptshun is othur cat blogs. Thowse are allowed cause I'm the MANCAT and I say so.
As a yung MANCAT in trayning I inforsed these MANCAT roolz.

If yoo have a complaynt abowt any of my MANCAT roolz please put them in the complaynt box lowkated at the bottum of my MANCAT littur.
Thank yoo,
Cheeto

My Smelly Romantik Blakmale Poem -By Rosie

My Smelly Romantik Blakmale Poem

Yoo came home late and woke me up frum my nap
And had the awwdacity to smell like anothur cat.

Yoo say yer catsitting yer friends furry monsturs
But the smell of thare fur is driving me bonkurs.

But I'll furgive yoo and let yoo sleep thru the nite
If I can visit my coffee cake Eric via an airplane flite.

Don't Be A "PRO" at Moshun

Owr bestest friends have been asking whare we are. We want yoo all to know it is NOT OWR FAULT we have not been arownd this past week.
Resently owr lady came home and told us she was offishallie a "Pro" at Moshun. We are much fastur than hur but didn't want to burst hur bubble considuring she is now a "PRO" at Moshun.
Moshun Skills

Evur since she's become a "PRO" at Moshun she comes home latur and has been hogging OWR bed earliur at nite. It's gottun so bad look at this!
Dissmul Sleeping Condishuns

Owr lady promuses it will get bettur in the next week...until then, we'll just half to put up with our lack of compyootur and dissmul sleeping condishuns. Hrumph...

Yoo Say Tomato Poem -Rosie

Yoo say tomayto,

I say red squishie ball in a green contaynur.

Yoo say Tomatoe,

I say rolling wacking toy that smells funnie!