Monday, March 19, 2007

Thrilled to Meet Yoo (INSURT NAME) Tuesday!!!

We wuld like to introoduce:
"Thrilled to Meet Yoo (INSURT NAME) Tuesday"
Evary Tuesday introduce yerself to a cat friend yoo haven't met before.

Today is...
Thrilled to Meet Yoo Chairman Mao Tuesday

Stop by and say hello to Chairman Mao
(who poses fur pickturs only when HE wants too!)
Who did yoo meet today and what's thare blog?

Sunday, March 18, 2007

Ovurloaded On Green Grass!

I showed yoo this picktur befour, but thawt it might be appropriate fur St. Patty's day!

Today is a day whare yoo can ovurload on the green stuff (like catgrass) and not feel bad cause evaryone else is ovurloading on the green stuff too!

Get Bettur Earl Grey!

Thursday, March 15, 2007

We Are Fur Rent!

If owr lady is going to hang owt with Mr. Werk frum 8-5
AND THEN
go owt fur happie howrs with Mr. Werk's brothur (Co Werkers) frum 5-8
than were going to make owrselves useful during the day.

Please reed the fine print fur deetales.

FINE PRINT IS BELOO
Renturs must have LOTS of kittie fud ready to eat, must play with the fev-vur mowsie wand on demand, does not inturrupt us while we sunbath and/or sleep, and must have nip availabul at owr disposul.

Monday, March 12, 2007

Grandma's Majikul Powurs. Did Thay Save Skeezix!?!

Last nite owr majikal grandma was so concurned abowt Skeezix's helth she rote on his blog to let him know.
"Dear Skeezix,
I am so sorry to hear that you are not feeling well and I hope you have a speedy recovery. I am Rosie and Cheeto's Grandma and I've been following the cat blogs for a while. Normally I would not write but when I heard you were not feeling well I just had to drop a note.
Get well soon so you can get back to normal and keep your loveably grumpy brother Mao warm.
Regards,
Rosie and Cheetos Grandma from the Mitten State.
ps: Please excuse the spelling errors."

Do yoo think it's possuble Grandma has majikul powers and kurred skeezix?!?! We like to think so...so in honur of hur, we made this tribute to grandma frum the Mittun State!
WE SOLOOTE YOO, MAJIKAL GRANDMA

We hid hur face so she duesn't get TONS of fanmale

Sunday, March 11, 2007

Man Cat Monday or Sleepy Sunday?

What's that, Rosie? It's Man Cat Monday?
Due to the time change, I'm still purrfecting Sleepy Sunday.

Get Bettur Skeezix! We won't stop purring fur yoo until yoo do!
Keep tabs on Skeezer's helth by checking with his bro Mao.

Thursday, March 08, 2007

Fatty Friday

Culd yoo luk me in the eye

and tell me if yoo think I am a wurthy candidate for Fatty Friday!?!

C hubby cheeks to store fud
H efty hart to luv evaryone
E normously luvable
E xtremely outgoing
T hickly handsum
O versized ...hehehehe... ummm, feets

Sunday, March 04, 2007

NASCAT & Snuggles Evary Sunday!

Evary Sunday owr lady watches mooveable mashenes going arownd in circles on the peeple tv. Yoo know what that means?!?!? Snuggles, scratches undur the chin and headbutts fur 2 howrs strate while she watches the race!

Unlike Feetsball, owr lady duesn't "go out" to watch the mooveable mashenes circling cause it's not a BIG DEEL in San Francysco.

We wanted to make sure she knew it was a BIG DEEL fur us evary Sunday, so we designed a mooveable mashene to show owr support. Rosie's my crew cheef.
Notice owr grate sponsur!

Saturday, March 03, 2007

Can't Leeve Evur Again

I think I've fownd a way to make yer peeple stay with yoo furevur. Three easy steps...
1. Get in the blak box thay take away and make yerself at home

2. Yoove got to be incoogneeto so she duesn't know yer thare

3. If she goes neer the blak box...ATTACK (see picktur)!

Rosie: Are yoo going to stay in there furevur? It's been all morning, Cheeto.
Cheeto: Ummmmmm....well, thare are still things abowt my plan I need to werk owt. ::sighs::

DAILY EDJUCASHUN IS IMPORTUNT
To all yoo yung (and old) kitties owt thare, pleeze see this GRATE edjucashunal video on the nip that Daisy put owt.