Rosie & Cheeto's Blog

The Mini-Hyooman Burble...

2011-11-22T08:14:00.000-08:00

It's been awhile since owr last post and owr lady (who has gained lotsa weight in hur belly) says a stork is coming in Late Novembur to drop off a mini-hyooman burble!

Wure not sure what this "burble" thing is but we've been told it is a hairless kitteh-like mini-hyooman that's loud and makes lotsa stinkies. At furst we didn't like the idea but than we wure told that if we do a good job training it than the burble will drop noms and help us keep the hyoomans up all nite!

Here I am trying to communicate with the mini-hyooman burble. I think it has some ninja in him cause it's vary good at kicking.

What's also really cool are all the toys the hyoomans got fur us to make us feel better abowt having to put up with the burble.

Here Rosie is playing in the bouncer with the whackable toys...

And here is OWR new bed...

So hopefully this mini-hyooman burble will be trained right and learn to give us the squillions of noms that we deserve!

Our Lady Is Tying A Knot

2011-03-17T15:20:00.000-07:00

Tomorrow the lady is going to TIE A KNOT with the tall man that has been hanging owt here for a loooooong time. We asked her what "Tying a Knot" meant. She said its a chance fur us all to dress up and the tall man will promise to be in owr familie furever and ever and ever. That's cool cause we like the tall man...he sneaks us noms and we sleep on top of him at nite.

This is how the day will look tomorrow with us all dressed up. If yoo look closely we made the furry rodent ware a dress. HAHAHAHA

Welkome to the family tall man. BRING ON THE NOMS!!

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY

2011-02-14T12:10:00.000-08:00

A speshul valentines to our lady...

I also want to take a look back at the valentines I made in 2006 for my caramel apple pie a'la mode ERIC who lives in the U.K.

He will always be my speshul valuntine! Luv, Rosie

Chillin' Like a Hyooman

2011-01-25T11:38:00.000-08:00

Today I am pretending I am a hyooman by doing hyooman things.

The first hyooman thing I did was sleep on a pillow. I don't think I look vary hyooman like but I was comfy.

So comfy I slept in until vaaaaaaaary late. shhhhh...

I didn't feel like werking like my hyooman does so I thought I'd just hang out here and watch teevee.

Because I didn't have opposabul thumbs I couldn't turn the teevee on so I just hung out with it. It's kinda boring when it isn't turned on.

Lastly I spent the evening taking a bath.....

errrrr, I tested the water and decided I didn't want to enter this pool of water like the hyoomans do. I'm not a big fan of being a hyooman. Being a kitteh is sooooooooooo much cooler!

DELIVERY FROM SKEEZIXVILLE!

2010-08-09T15:46:00.000-07:00

OMC! We got mail from owr Bestest friend Skeezix! His lady’s Boobies are walking a looooong distance with a bunch of othur boobies. Bekause she suks at fundraising we stole owr lady’s plastik card and donated and WON a random boobie donation drawing!

It came with a beeeeutiful pink ensembul from the man in bloo shorts…

And it had a frisbee to distract the woofie monstur from eating us…

And then us boyz tried on the boxurs with the tale hole
I musta gotten fat ovurnite cause my attempt was a lost cawse…

The Furry Rodent faired a littul bettur but he prefurred to go commando in the end…

Rosie wore hur faaaaabyoolous owtfit she got from skeezix! As yoo can see she luks Raaaavishing. Sadlie this was taken before she got hur boa and shades on…

Than Rosie got vary distrakted when she saw the BONER BLANKIE…

Unforchunatelie the blankie quicklie became ovur populated by the furry rodent…

But once she reklaimed the boner blankie she drooled all ovur it as yoo can see frum this video to make sure the furry rodent knew it was ROSIE'S TURF!!

THANK YOO SOOOOO MUCH SKEEZIX & YER FOOD LADY’S BOOBIES!! Here’s the link to donate to Skeezix’s Food Lady’s Boobie walk: http://60milesforboobies.com/

Lastlie wure sorry haven’t been blogging latelie. We’ve gotten into twittur whare we tweet several times a day. Here's owr twitter page: http://twitter.com/RosieandCheeto/favorites

Thare's A Woofie Monstur

2010-05-17T16:46:00.000-07:00

Thare's something new and furry living in the SAME howse as us. We don't know what it is but we have accumyoolated some vary important clues:
1. It makes "mistakes" and pees IN the howse but NOT in the litturbox. How undignified!
2. It is furry like us and makes lowd woofie noises if we try to nom its foods.
3. It's name is "Yer A Good Boy, Rockford" cause it seems to respond to that.

We ignore "Yer A Good Boy, Rockford" but the Furry Rodent Shelby enjoys making contact with him. Here is the Furry Rodent "playing" with the Woofie Monster

And this video evidence was taken on the first day "Yer A Good Boy, Rockford" came to live with us. He was vary tired and sleeping so the Furry Rodent decided to investigate. Here's the yootube if yoo can't see it.

We have HIGH hopes that someday this Woofie Monstur will decide to eat the Furry Rodent. Until then, we will continue owr investigation as to what this THING is...

It was a nice nite until....

2010-04-30T07:38:00.000-07:00

Me and Rosie are best friends. Even though I am a FIERCE MANCAT there is still a teddie bare side to my purrsonalitie. I like to cuddle and to have my ears cleaned so I can hear bad peepul and protect my domain.

Here I am relaxing with my buddie Rosie when outta NO WHARE the furry rodent attacks! It's not vary good quality, but yoo can clearly see the feroshus attack.

If yoo are having trouble seeing the video here is the yootube link.

Showur Time

2010-03-19T13:29:00.000-07:00

NO NEED to check the showur. Thare's nothing in thare. I repeat, thare is NOT a furry rodent in the showur.

Pleeze turn the showur on RITE NOW! hehehehe

Do Not Disturb The Furry Donuts with Ears

2010-03-12T09:31:00.000-08:00

Hi, yoo have reached the two furry donuts with ears

we are unavailable rite now, but please leave yer name and...

OH WAIT, we meant to stop with "please leave"

Sumo the Squirrel

2010-03-03T13:53:00.000-08:00

This is owr friend Sumo the Squirrel. Sumo has enjoyed one too many sunchips, peanuts, capt'n crunch berries and crackers.

Here we are saying hello to Sumo and inviting him inside. He is kinda rude cause he nevur aksepts owr invitations.

And here I am having a convursation with Sumo. We are vary friendlie and honest with eachothur.

The furry rodent may look innocent...

2010-02-09T10:50:00.000-08:00

but DON'T be mistaken!

Luk at what he does in the middle of the nite waking EVARYTHING up in the howse...

He tries to suffokate me when I'm sleeping...

He has NO CLUE what purrsonal space is...

And he sleeps like a furry hyooman...

Aftur Crunching The Numburs....

2010-01-28T15:39:00.000-08:00

It appears I am missing a squillion treats from my belly.

Please give them to me now and I will not involve my legul department in the mattur.

It's fun to stay at the...

2010-01-15T12:11:00.001-08:00

Yoo know what thay say about kittehs with BIG paws...

2010-01-11T19:01:00.000-08:00

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We have a hard time yoosing chopsticks!

hahahaha

Off-Rodeing with the Furry Rodent

2009-12-13T06:55:00.000-08:00

We have yet to akksept the furry rodent as cat in this familie. As yoo can plainlie see Shelby is too small to be a cat like us so he is still a furry rodent.

We did catch Shelby doing something onlie BIG MANCAT's do and that's go off-rodeing in the red mashine. Obviouslie Shelby doesn't have his liscense so he culd go to jail and be fined a squillion dollars and we'd have to bail him owt. He's defunatelie in that teenage rebelious stage.

We let Shelby off with a stern warning and a paw bop on the head. Hopefullie he lurned his lesson so he dussent do it again and have to go to jails!

I Am Not Chubby

2009-11-01T04:20:00.000-08:00

The V-E-T is soooooo wrong. I AM NOT CHUBBY...

I'm just FLOOFY in the butt, paws, belly, shuldurs, neck and face area

My Halloween Costoom This Year!

2009-10-30T12:55:00.000-07:00

I thawt long and hard abowt what I wanna be this halloween. I wanna be something that I love to nom and something that keeps me warm and snugglie.

So withowt furthur adoo, I have decided to be...

A CHEETO-BURRITO!!!!

Best Friends!

2009-09-15T10:10:00.000-07:00

ROSIE
When I get sleepy and Cheeto or the Furry Rodent are hogging the lady I just cuddul up with my best friend Mr. Bare. As yoo can see he is always in the mood fur a gud cuddul and he doesn't complain when I sit real close to him and even NOM on him a little bit.

CHEETO
My best friends when Rosie and the Furry Rodent are not around are the HONKERS owtside. Thay are soooo much fun to watch. Thay like to NOM bread...I don't think it is vary nommy. Owr lady says we can onlie hang owt with them frum far away.

SHELBY
And my best friend when Rosie and Cheeto aren't in the mood to be nice to me is ANYTHING that will play with me!!!

Hanging Owt With Our New Furry Rodent

2009-09-02T18:41:00.000-07:00

This was fotoshopped. Thare is NO WAY we are akshully enjoying spending time with Shelby, the furry rodent.

It mite luk like we are noozling, but I am mearly giving the stink eye to the furry monster.

Furry Rodent is up to NO Gud...

2009-08-18T12:57:00.000-07:00

The furry rodent kept us up ALL NITE flinging this redikyoolus thing

This morning I had to sit him down and talk to him abowt the importunce of letting US do the obnoxshous stuff.

A Bushy Tailed Monster on OWR Patio

2009-08-13T20:18:00.000-07:00

We've got him RITE whare we want him...

Now how do we get OUT THARE?!?!?

Does anyone have a chainsaw we can borrow cut thru this invisibul barrier?

A Furry Rodent Has Invaded Our Home

2009-08-05T19:21:00.000-07:00

Last week our lady browt home this kyoot lil furry monstur.

He's abowt as big as our plague ratsie. If we gang up maybe we can toss him owt the window.

As yoo can tell we are upset cause he's taking preshus time away from owr lady. And thay say that once yoo name a furry rodent that means he's staying. She named him Shelby.

Well, he's kinda kyoot and vary playful. Maaaaaaybe we'll be nice to him. Maaaaaaybe...

KITTEH PORN!

2009-05-26T13:50:00.000-07:00

Our lady went to the Z-O-O yesterday and look what she saw!!

Now that we are getting to be big kittehs she explained to us that this Lions are in heat at this time of the year and this is the "Berds and the Bees" caught in action. Ummmmm, ok... we only see a MANCAT and a BIGgurl cat DOING IT, but we didn't want to argue with hur.

Have yer peepuls ever spent the day at a KITTEH PORN place? This is embarrassing, vary embarrassing!

We're All Laying....

2009-03-31T14:00:00.000-07:00

This has been a GRATE cupple of days. Not only have we been laying around, but our lady told us on Friday that she was laid off so she will be hanging out with us during the day.

OK, so it hasn't been grate...we have had to spend qualitie time cuddling hur and making her feel better, but every day she luks and sounds happier. She also has been saying she will end up on her feet which we don't get cause her feets luk like thay are holding her up just fine.

So we made a deal with her--
WE will continue to luv hur furever and
SHE will continue to luv and take care of us furevur too!

Is it Halloween Yet?

2009-02-25T14:44:00.000-08:00

Is it Halloween yet? I'm going to dress up as a skary ghost this year. Isn't my ghost costuum VAAAAARY Skary???

I think it shrunk in the wash cause my booty is kinda stickin' out....but just a little bit, right? It's not that obvious is it?!?!

The Nevurending Sunspot

2009-02-01T16:16:00.000-08:00

LOOK!!! I found the BESTEST Sunspot Ever!!!

It duzzen't go away day or nite and it's always vary vary warm!

My Albino Toy Mowsie Story, By Rosie

2008-12-22T13:58:00.000-08:00

This is a storie of a cat (me, Rosie) and my new friend, ALBINO TOY MOWSIE.

THE DITCH…

One evening we fownd all of our toys put away in our toy box. As if that weren’t enuff would yoo believe the lady ran the LOWD sucker upper thingy and sucked up all of the extra fuds we strategically placed around our fud bowl. And then she put paint on her face, wore a nice owtfit (that we could culdn’t sit on beforehand to hair it up) and left us with NOTHING TO DO!

THE FIND…

Just as we wure abowt to show owr dismay by peeing on her bed and throwing up owr fuds again I noticed sitting in her bag the kulest thing in the werld—the ULTIMATE ALBINO TOY MOWSIE!!!!! Now this was no ordinarie (go to the pet store and buy it) mowsie. This mowsie was an albino mowsie from head to toe half wrapped up especially for me! She had been hiding the ALBINO TOY MOWSIE in her work bag for months and now it was ALL MINE! I played and played and played with the ALBINO TOY MOWSIE and made sure it was mine by getting my goobers ALL over it.

THE VISITUR…

Later that nite my lady came home with….a guy. Cheeto likes guy peepuls so he greeted him with lots of headbutts as soon as he sniffed him out. Once the guy sat down and my lady went to get some whine for the two of them I made my move and introduced myself and my ALBINO TOY MOWSIE. My lady must have put on clown make-up when she was getting the whine cause her cheeks were so red when she returned and found the three of us: the guy, me, and the ALBINO TOY MOWSIE hanging owt together.

THE OUTCOME….

The ALBINO TOY MOWSIE doesn’t come around that often to play. But EVARY ONCE in a while I’ll find him hanging owt in hur bag or hiding in the peepuls litter box room. I hope someday you’re luckie enuff to find yer own ALBINO TOY MOWSIE cause they are the Best!!!

We've Been Tweeting!

2008-12-10T18:04:00.000-08:00

It seems that our lady has been helping us tweet and not helping us blog!

Unacceptabul!

Whose Chair is it?

2008-11-11T19:47:00.000-08:00

Yer name is soooo not on this chair.

You'll have to stand until we are finished relaxing!

Cheeto Bares All!!

2008-11-04T15:37:00.000-08:00

Some of yoo may remembur when I became faymoos from my appearance on Karen Jo's Kitty Limerick site. Well, I had to go into hiding cause Rosie...errr, my bodyguard...was not cooperating and fans were swarming like wild kitties on a can of toona jyoose.

Now that I've mooved to Shytown I've desided to come out of hiding and show my Handsum MANCATness to the werld again. So, aftur careful considurashun I desided to go for it and BARE ALL fur Sparkle's Upside-Down Kitty site!

Ain't that a hunk of a site for y'all to admire!?!?! Pleeze don't hold back with your comments. I know I'm a H-O-T Mancat Spesamin!!

SKEEZY SHOOES -- The Kulest Akksessorie Evur!

2008-10-28T16:07:00.001-07:00

Can yoo see how eggsited I am to have the kulest, kyootest, awesomist shooes ever!?!
SKEEZY KEDS!!!

And to make it dubblie kul, gramma came oveur to cellabrate the fabyoouluslie wondful arrivul of owr furst evur pare of shooes. If yoo biggify the picktur yoo will see that she brawt her friend Mr. Otter ovur to join in owr joyous cellebrashun! I am so PROUD to be piktured with these amazing werks of SKEEZY shoo art!

Here I am giving SKEEZIX a big THANK YOO headbutt fur giving us owr furst EVER pare of shooes which are the kulest shooes in the whole wide werld!!!!

THANK YOO, SKEEZY!!!!
THANK YOO, SKEEZY!!!!
THANK YOO, SKEEZY!!!!
THANK YOO, SKEEZY!!!!

The Biggest Berd I've Evur Seen! -Rosie

2008-10-01T16:40:00.000-07:00

Thare was obviously a big event going on at Wiggley Field. The lites were on and I thawt I heard the Bares-in-Trayning roaring. I took a piktur to captshur the momunt and that's when I saw it...luk at the top left. Oh My Cat, do yoo see it too?!?!

It's the biggest berd I've ever seen. As yoo can see I am shocked by the massive size of this squillion-pownd monster berd.

It must be an exotik myootayshun cause it's belly feathurs are flashy. Here's a close-up.

Note: At the time of this powst I was not attaked by the exotik, squillion-pownd monstur berd...

Wordless Wednesday

2008-10-01T15:45:00.000-07:00

Delivury Frum The Man In Bloo Shorts!

2008-09-28T17:14:00.001-07:00

Luk what we got from the man in bloo shorts. A gud smelling pakage addressed to us from one of owr best friends, Skeezix!

Cheeto: Here I am whispering thank you to Skeezix who pursonallie stopped by in his leathur jacket (he was kinda quiet, but that’s ok)

Cheeto: I had a blast with the primo nip…maybe too much fun!?!

Rosie: On behaf of Cheeto (who is inkoherrant rite now) owr lady and me, THANK YOO Skeezix!

Friday Confession From Cheeto - I'm A Baker!

2008-09-26T16:41:00.000-07:00

Do Yoo Want a Biskit cause I was up ALL nite making biskits on my lady?

I’ve been vary dedicated to my new baking hobby. Twice my lady pushed me off her in the middul of the nite but I showed my dedikashun by wayting fur hur to go back to sleep and continuing to make more biskits!

So, do ya want some of my homemade biskits!?!?

Over the Rivur and Throo the woods

2008-09-21T19:14:00.000-07:00

It was a wild rode trip to visit gramma and grampa fur a cupple of days. We didn't get to drive, but we did get to be in charge of the flashy thing,. Here's what we saw...

Yoo can tell it’s fall cause the fall colur of oranje was evaryware!

Here’s whare the bares eat peepul and tendur yoong jyoosy cats like us. It’s called soldjeer feeld.

And this is whare the bares stay when they are not eating peepul and tendur yoong jyoosy cats.

Don’t wurry, we made sure to keep owt of site so thay didn’t get us. It was skarry.

When we knew it was safe to reappear rosie got up hi to take pickturs.

She saw the biggest, cat playgrownd EVER!

I reely wanted to stop at this exit cause we passed the yoo-kay whare myRootbeer float hubby Eric lives.

Cheeto wanted to get hi when he saw this kul gang.

Thay wure vary loud.

We wanted to stop at Paw Paw to get owr paws mannekurred, but owr lady said no.

Finallie we made it home to see gramma and grampa. We wure so eggsited that we furgot to take pickturs, so yoo just have to take owr wurd fur it when we say we wure vary eggsited!!!

Gotta Rest Up...

2008-09-17T16:32:00.000-07:00

Fur owr weekend RODE TRIP!

YAY!

Sekret note between yoo and us-
We don't like rode trips and plan on whining the entire time. Don't tell owr lady or else she will leeve us behind.

Shoo's Come In Sizes?

2008-09-05T22:23:00.000-07:00

Can yoo beleave it-we are one of the BIG winnurs of Skeezix's Snuzzy contest! We each get a Skeezix shoo of our vary own!! Oh My Cat!!

We wure watying fur them to arrive when our lady told us we need to tell Skeezix owr shoo size. Hmmm...We don't know how to meashure our feets.

Aftur some vary hard thinking I deturmined that my shoo size is 4 temptatshuns.

And I have desided I want to sit in my shoo while relaxing in my hammick so I lined up my treets and figured owt my shoo size is 27 1/2 temptayshuns.

We cant wayt to get owr 4 and 27 1/2 temptatshuns Skeezix shoo's. Thanks fur the awesume contest and the wondurful prizes yoo got fur all of the winnurs!!!

What's the Problum?

2008-08-29T11:18:00.000-07:00

Yoo got a problum with my camera powse, Lady?

It's not too risskay--I'm covuring myself, aren't I!?!?

A Post Frum A Shoo!?!

2008-08-18T17:02:00.000-07:00

Yoo may think todays post was prepared by a shoo, but upon further inspekshun yoo will see that one of the shoos isn’t reely a shoo…

It’s ME, Rosie!!! Hahahaha.

I have two things to tell yoo..

Numbur 1—
Thare is an amazinglie grate reportur fur Snuzzy this week. He has been posting the most adorubul pickturs of anteaturs, baby polurbares and even kangarooos!! Check it owt here and make sure yoo leeve comments!

Numbur 2—
We have a new friend! Hur name is Alice and she luvs to reed the different catosphere blogs, pick hur favorites and make yoo FAYMOUS! So stop by here and introoduse yerself to Alice rite away!

Now that yoo are “in the kno” I’m going to get back to pretending I’m a shoo!! hahahaha

How to Tell Gramma Was Here...

2008-08-10T17:30:00.000-07:00

The Fuds...

and more fuds...

How To Blend In - By Rosie

2008-07-13T18:27:00.000-07:00

Most of the time its importunt to be the centur of evaryones yooneeverse, but sumtimes its kul just to blend in with the crowd.

To the peepul with bad vishun (or the baby kitties who are adapting to thare new eyeballs) this luks like a bunch of cans, but upon secund inspekshun yull see that one of theese cans is not like the othurs...

It's ME! Haha.
What's that? Yoo want anothur one? okay...
To the untrayned, inferrior eyeballs this luks like clothes in a box, but luk clowsly...

It's ME again! Haha.
Whats also kul is that this piktur shows off my 2 colured whiskurs (wite on my left and blak on my rite).

Mancat Monday- How to Art

2008-06-23T20:41:00.001-07:00

If yoo find yerself luking fur a hobby to brake up the sleep, eat and take stinkies rootine I suggest yoo learn how to art. Here is a grate masterpeese of mine that I’ve spent 2 years develuping.

Notice the flowing angul of the wite boxspring linur flooowing against the floor? Yes, that is MY mancat masterpeese. If yoo wuld like an autograf I am availabul during non-sleep, food and stinkie werk hour frum aproximutlie 2-3 a.m.

Do yoo like to art? If so, do yoo have a masturpeese too?

A Visit Frum My Coliej Roomie - Cheeto

2008-06-18T19:50:00.000-07:00

We thawt we had evarything undur control now that we regulatud the amownt of time owr lady spent with hur BF mr. Jahb, but noooo...

Sum nites she disappears and comes home with drawing of pots and stuff- Is she crazie? Why go sumware to draw a pot when thare are plentie of REEL pots here?
Othur nites she comes home smelling of grass and claims she was sawftballing-we don't have a clue what that culd be!?!

And get this-last weekund one of my furst evur roommates frum my colliej days visited. Can yoo beleeve she turned into a V-E-T! I hid at furst...cawse I smelled VET on hur...but aftur a wile I remembured she was kul so we started chillen together like the ol days!

I introdoozed rosie to my formur roomie and she sniffed away all the bad V-E-T smell starting with hur noze.

We wure all sad to see hur go, but happie to know she is saving wondurful kitties like us!

Thursday's Top Ten- Dinner Time!

2008-05-29T06:25:00.000-07:00

Guess what!?! Owr berdie finalie came owt of its egg! We have no idea how it lived in such a tiney space-maybe he lived in Manhattun before moving to the egg so he's used to small places.
Anyways, owr lady says we are not allowed to eat him. We are vary upset so we came up with ten gud reasuns why we shuld eat the green fee-vur monstur.

1 He luks like a yummy green chikhen
2 He makes lots if noise and disturbs owr naptime
3 His head fits purfektlie into owr mowths
4 Prowteen is gud fur owr furs
5 Owr lady eats stuff inside eggs so why can't we?
6 he's a fresh pickin frum owr egg gardun so he's organik
7 His vishus sharp beek mite hurt owr lady
8 Its survivul of the fittest and we are fitter than him
9 He has a wishbone so all owr wishes will come true
10 We grew it so its owrs to eat!

Can yoo think of any othur reasons that wuld support owr case!?!

His name is BT and he belongs to gramma and grampa. Owr lady says we can't eat him cause gramma and grampa luv him vary much. ::sigh::

We’re Growing Berdies

2008-05-22T18:09:00.000-07:00

We fownd this berdie egg and decided to grow owr own fresh, organik berdies. We are so eggsited cause thare are severul baby berdies popping up already and thayre wings are sprowting.
It’s vary hard not to ~~eat~~ play with them cause thay luk so ~~yummy~~ friendlie.

A Thursday Evening Watur-Crawl

2008-05-15T17:22:00.000-07:00

Today we are going on a watur-crawl to the various waturing-holes.

Waturing Hole #1: The Casual Fail-Safe The peepul prefur yoo utulize this because thay bought it spechulie fur yoo. Yoo shuld only use this when thay are not arownd to show that yoo are the decishun makur in the howse.

Waturing Hole #2: The Hole-In-The-Wall
Thare are 2 ways to enjoy this: frum the metul sprayer or frum the big wite bowl when it gathurs up. If yoo havent trayned yer peepul to turn this on here's a tip-get next to it and screem until thay come running.

Waturing Hole #3: The Swanky Joint
Tipikally off limits due to a vary heavy covur, this serves as owr favurite.
If yoo are able to drink do it quik cause when the peepul see yoo thay will clowse it down and tell yoo 'no'

Skary Sunday- Litul Bares in Trayning

2008-05-11T17:37:00.000-07:00

Shytown is known for its vishus attak cubs-aka littul bares in trayning. The place I am showing yoo here is called Wigglie feeld. This is whare the cubs purrfekt their attak skills. When the lites are on I know the vishus attak cubs are preparing to pownce.

To keep the vishus cubs away frum unsuspekting shyTown peepul and gurlcats (like my lady and rosie) I frequentlie get owt my meen-sharp-furoshus MANcat face.
Protekting innosent peepul and gurlcats is tuff, but I'm prowd to be the MANcat chowsen fur the job!

An Offishul Introdukshun to Shytown

2008-05-06T21:11:00.000-07:00

I am pleezed to annownce that we've finallie arrived at owr partment in Shy-town. Akchually it's not reely IN Shy-Town, its ON TOP of Shy-Town! Here I am exekuting my new Shy-Town MANcat dooty- protekting the whole city frum vishus deer. So far, I've skared them all away.
During my downtime (when I'm not on MANcat patrols) I watch owr cat-teevee. We defantlie have the delux-premeyum-platnum-exsklusive cabul package cause its got a squillion piktur-n-pukturs all at once! I also want to annownce that I am going to start a new series of posts to tell yoo what's new on the cat tee-vee. I want to call it "Detektive Cheeto Investugates" but my lady said "Peeping Cheeto Exposes All" is more appropriate.
What do yoo think I shuld call my new series?

Rosie Colured Glasses – Mittun State & Catnip-HiRise partmunt

2008-05-01T15:10:00.000-07:00

We finallie arrived with gramma and grampa to the Mittun State. Here’s a piktur of Cheeto attaking the vishus toys that were awaiting us when we arrived.
Owr lady says she got us a big 'partment and that owr hideowts arrived yesterday. And she evun promised to take “the stuff” she put in them out so we could play “king of the fort” or in my case “queen of the fort”.

Luk fur updates as soon as we get to owr new ‘partment with the hideowt forts. Culd life get any better innurnets!?!

Sined, Rosie

Tips Fur A Grate Rode Trip

2008-04-20T21:58:00.000-07:00

It's gud to take brakes frum driving. Here I am supurvysing grampa to make sure he duzent drive off a cliff or into vishus deer territorrie.
It importunt to watch owt aftur yer peepul eggspeshullie my grampa who is a squillion years old!

Its also importunt to always luk yer best when travuling on a rode trip. Here I am kapitulizing on my sunspot time so I can ensure I maintain my evun MANcat tan.
To avoid gurlcats jumping into owr speeding moovabul mashene to get a luk at me, Cheeto Swavay, i oftun have to go to exstreem measures. Here I am inkognitto except fur my handsum boootay.
Ladycats I only put up one piktur cause yoo probublie culdnt handul more!

The Gramparents are Coming, The Gramparents are Coming!

2008-04-16T17:17:00.001-07:00

Guess what!?!? We've been peeing evarywhare fur two grate reasons...
1. We are so eggsited gramma and grampa are coming to visit us tonite and we're going on owr rode trip tomorrow morning!
2. Owr lady is still steeling owr hideowts and putting "stuff" in them!

As mad as we are at owr lady we are actshullie wurried abowt hur being safe withowt us while we are gone on owr rode trip to the mittun state.She pinkie-pawed swore that the minute she finds us all a grate luxshury partment in ShyTown we will be back togethur again. Hopefullie well get one big enuff fur gramma, grampa, and all of owr friends to live in with us! Paws crossed!

Retaking Owr Hideouts

2008-04-14T20:51:00.000-07:00

We are so luckie. Latelie owr lady had been bringing us hideouts!
What's strange is that she builds these hideouts for us and then puts "stuff" in them. Here's a piktur of hur "stuff". Can yoo believe that within minutes of this piktur being taken she moved this "stuff" into OWR hideout!
To show owr displeasure with this hideout TAKEOVER we staged a vishus protest as yoo can see in the below piktur. We don't like to attak owr lady, but sometimes the best way of disuplining hur horribul akshuns is to scare hur with owr vishus hunting teckneeks. Please note: owr lady was not harmed in this vishus display of owr displeasure.

Turrific Tuesday--Rode Trip

2008-04-07T22:53:00.001-07:00

Today is a Turrific Tuesday fur us! Gramma and Grampa agreed to take us back to the mitten state in the bloo moovabul mashene. We can't wait!
We've been prakticing owr driving....Rosie drives vary slow and karefullie like a silly gurlcat. Can yoo believe she has YET to hit anything?? She needs to be a lot more aggressive like Skeezix and Toonces!
I, Cheeto, drive like a NASCAT of course.
The only bad news is that owr lady is going to have to protekt hurself while we live with Gramma and Grampa in the mittun state fur a cupple of weeks.
She says she's got to find a 'partmunt and moove in. We think she'll be ok without us, but just in case we've loaded hur up with Mao and...errr, Rocky's VD Repellant and gave hur MANcat tips frum Kismet's past posts.
We gotta get bak to prakticing owr driving. Tee-minus 9 days frum today!

Were Being Diskriminated Against

2008-04-03T20:05:00.000-07:00

This past week weve been packing owr toys and getting ready for the BIG move to ShyTown. Owr lady called the airlines to make sure we had two first class seets in the moovabul birdie and thay told us we were TOO FAT to fly! Isnt that ill leegul to diskrimunate against FAT kitties?To lose waight weve been werking owt a lot,

but wure just building mussuls, not loosing wayt

Thay said we culd fly in the belly with the blak box. Have any of yoo flown in the birdie belly befour? If so, were yoo ok? As a last resort (ohhh, a resort!), gramma and grampa said thay wuld drive us to the mittun state. We’d like yer thawts on what we shuld tell owr lady we want to do?

Famous Mancats Need BodyGuards

2008-03-29T13:11:00.000-07:00

Rosie: I don't think I'm the right bodyguard fur yoo, Cheeto. I want to take a nap, not protekt yoo frum gurlcats.

Cheeto: Come on, Rosie. I need yoo to fend off the groopie gurlcats fighting to get a piece of this irresistabul cinnamin-swirlled mancatly body. Yoo have no clue what its like to be a faymously famous mancat prominatlie feechured on Miss Karen Jo's kitty limerick blog!

Cheeto: And yoo shuld probublie calling me by my aliases, Cheeto Swavay or Furry McCheeto.

The BIG Moove to Shy-Town

2008-03-16T12:41:00.000-07:00

It's offishul, we are mooving to a Shy-town. We're not sure why cause we are vary vokal, but owr lady says it's a gud thing cause she met a grate Mr. Jahb and he lives thare. Plus, she said its clowsur to the mittun state which is whare gramma and grampa live...that meens more gram-hugs fur us. Yay!!

To prep fur the BIG moove here we are prakticing owr shyness. It's not easy as yoo can see...

Rosie.............& Cheeto

2008-03-09T20:42:00.000-07:00

Cheeto told me I could only post on even days ending in 1,3, 5,7 & 9. Since today is March 9, Cheeto insisted on being in today's picktur with me.Here are 3 things I hope Eric notices abowt me in this piktur:

1. my wite belly spot acsentuates my gurlish figure
2. Allthou I'm topless, I'm in a sekluded area whare mancats can't see
3. I have more colurs on my furs than a box of a squillion crayolla
krans.

Take me to Temptayshuns, Showfurr

2008-03-02T23:09:00.000-08:00

Here I am doing my MANCAT dooties-carefully inspecting fur vishus deer lurking the streets of San Francysko preparing to eat Rosie or my lady.

Look at what I found owtside…my OWN showfurr moovabul mashene waiting to take me whareevur I want to go.

Does anyone know how to get “owt thare” so I can tell my showfurr to take me on a rodetrip!?!

Hosting Peepul Guest

2008-02-06T19:54:00.000-08:00

Thares an art to being a gud peepul guest host. Yoo must be on top of yer game. Here are sum things yoo shuld keep in mind:

Furr Up Evarywhare
A peepul guest is attraktud to sitting on things with furrs, espeshullie when thay ware blak. Anticipate whare thay will sit and skratch yerself til thares plenty of furrs waiting fur thare arrivul.
Stinkie Time
1on1 time with yer peepul guest is importunt, so take a stinkie rite when thay arrive. Rest assured yer lady will run to cleen yer litturbox immediatlie giving yoo importunt peepul guest introdukshun time. Timing is vary importunt.
Protekshun
Peepul guest don't protekt themselves frum danjur. If yoo see a full whine glass next to them, knock it off the tabul in one cleen swoop! If yoo wait to take akshun, a cuppul of these glasses will come-&-go and then the peepul guest will clumsillie knock it ovur themselves. Then thay may get hurt which is vary danjerous.
Pursunal Space
To make the peepul guest confurtable yoo need to show them that yoo like the stuff thay have. Here I am showing my peepul guest that I like listening and sitting on gettars, egspeshullie thare gettars. I hope yoo praktise these importunt tips when hosting peepul guest fur yerselves.

Rosie Colored Glasses - A Dawgie Chorus

2008-02-06T19:43:00.000-08:00

I like to watch happie things and that's why I love living next to a woofie park.

The dawgies have a gud friend named Fiyurtruk. Fiyurtruk is a big red moovabul mashene with flashie lites that blares loud siren music. When thare gud friend Fiyurtruk runs by all the dawgies sing along with the fancy siren music he blares. Its a beeeutiful impromptoo chorus between Fiyurtruk and the dawgies.

The dawgies are vary happie when Fiyurtruk visits.This makes me vary happy!
Luv, Rosie

Mushroom Poshun is Falling!

2008-01-28T22:45:00.000-08:00

EMURGENCIE: Sky poshun is turning owr peepul into mushroom-peepul. I saw it with my ginormous, handsum green eyes. Luk...
The bottum half is still a peepul (see thare legs) but the peepul head turns into coluful mushroom tops. Here's a yello mushroom-peepulAnd a pink mushroom-peepul
Than, just as fast as thay turn into mushroom-peepul, when the sky poshun stops falling thay turn back to peepul-peepul!
Have yoo exsperiensed this mushroom-peepul transfurmashun too? -Cheeto

Rosie Colored Glasses- A Visit Frum Mr. Stuk Truk

2008-01-23T18:17:00.000-08:00

Thare was a lot of koomishun on the cat teevee last weekend.
The biggust visitor evur stopped by.
His name was Stuk Truk. Mr. Truk was vary importunt cause a lot of peepul greeted him and he got REELY clowse to his mooveabul mashene friends. Eventually Stuk Truk had to leeve, but it was nice of him to stop by.This made me vary happy!
Luv, Rosie

Monday Mancat Dooties - Obsurving Fur Trubble

2008-01-20T23:25:00.000-08:00

As a mancat I watch everything that goes on in the apartmunt.
This is a grate lokashun cause its hi up whare the fud gets surved and yoo can be on the lukowt fur trubble.
If the cold place with yummy milk trys to eat yer purson…
yer ready to pownce.
If the watur spitter feroshuslie squirts yer purson…
yer ready to pownce.
If a vishus deer attaks yer purson frum behind…
yer ready to pownce.
These are all responsublies yoo need to prepare for in ordur to keep your position as ManCat of the howse.

Seven Weird Things About Us

2008-01-15T17:18:00.000-08:00

Tripper tagged us fur a 7 weird things meme. His were awesum so we had to think reel hard to make owrs gud like his.

Here are the rules: Link to the person that tagged you and post the rules on your blog. Share seven random weird facts about yourself. Tag seven random people at the end of your post, and include links to their blogs. Let each person know they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.

HEER ARE OWR SEVEN WEIRD THINGS:
Rosie-- I watch the peepul teevee and scratch it when thares sumthing kul on that I want to play with. My favorite movie—Ice Age cause they luk like fun animuls to play with.

Cheeto--No cup will go unturned on my watch. If a cup is full and standing uprite, it needs to be nocked ovur on its side.

Rosie--I get moovabul mashene sick unless I’m out of my PTU and laying on my lady.

Cheeto--I have a rooteen when the lady curls up on the cowch in an S shape--jump ovur to hur tummy area, squeak like a gurl, make biskits on hur tummy and than stare at hur until she wraps hur arm arownd me and sits me down next to hur.

Rosie--Sumtimes my lady furgets whare we live (I know cause I hear hur talking to peepul outside the door). So, evarytime she gets neer I skreem reel lowd so she remembers that she lives here.

Cheeto--When I take a stinkie and I know my lady is arownd I squeak reel lowd until she comes ovur and cleens it. I've trayned hur well.

Rosie--My left wiskurs are white and blak and my rite wiskurs are all blak. I'm yooneek, just like evaryone else.

The onlie kitties I know who havent done this are my bestest buddies:
Jake and Bathsheba
Kismet and Sophie

It's a Cold Cold Werld Owt Thare...

2008-01-05T21:19:00.000-08:00

It's evary cat fur themselves...

on these cold nites in the BIG city.

Owr Friends Names!

2007-12-29T10:50:00.000-08:00

Hey Y, lets have a little fun with owr friends names!

Ok, . Lets do it.

Her politikul sistur is running fur prez in 08...

Heres a traveling chrissmas gurlcat...

BA

And chek owt this hot hot gurlcat...
Mrs.
And owr frisky meezur buddy…

And she SCORED big on chrissmas…

Boxer Bud Leaves to Nail Corn

2007-12-13T19:49:00.000-08:00

This in one of my gud friends, Boxer Bud. Boxer Bud and my lady must know all abowt nip cause thay went to a place called “hi” skool togethur. Don’t ask hur abowt it cause she just shakes hur head and says “no, Cheeto, that’s not correct”
Anyway, I luv Boxer Boy cause we spar togethur. I usuallie win because I have hyoomungus bulging mussles as yoo can see.

Here I am exekyooting a sneek attak. This is a vary intense MANcat move.

And here we are boxing soooo fast evun the flashie thing culdn’t capshur the akshun.

Boxer Bud is going to lurn how to nail corn at brad skool (maybe with Kismet’s lady?!?). He must read things backwards cause when yoo ask him whare he’s going he says brad skool at Corn-Nell, not Nailing-Corn at brad skool. I dont know why nailing corn wuld be gud to know, but perhaps Brad (Mr. Skool) can help him make yoose of this strange trade.

I’m going to miss yoo, Boxer Bud! I hope yoo lurn ALL abowt corn and how to nail it to things. Have fun at Nailing Corn at Brad Skool, or as yoo will probably say brad skool at Corn-Nail.

A GOOOOOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLL Fur Yoo

2007-12-03T18:35:00.000-08:00

Fur My Europeein Dubble-Chokolate Truffle Eric

Clowse up of my gooooooaaaaaalllllllll

Thankful Fur Turkie And Feeantsays

2007-11-25T19:49:00.000-08:00

We are thankful fur the grate turkie fud we got to eat on Thursday. The turkie faktory must have made too much turkie cause tons of owr friends ate turkie on Thursday too.

We are also thankful fur feeantsays cause today owr lady told us owr allurjek unkle (hur brothur) got In-Gaged to his gurlfriend this weekend making hur his feeantsay.

In-Gaged meens that yoo aren't relaytud but reely like sumone and want to become relaytud so yoo ask them if thay want to be In-Gaged and be yer feeantsay. Sounds kinda kul and a vary nice thing to do, so...

Will ALL of owr innurnet friends get In-Gaged to us and become owr feeantsays?

ManCat Prowling

2007-11-19T08:29:00.000-08:00

Aftur a gud nites rest undur the covurs, it's important to wake up ready to prowl...

Here is my deturmuned Mancat prowl luk. Pleeze be vary karful only to use this skary luk momunts befour yoo attak yer pray or else it mite skare vary small animuls and baby peepuls...

And here I am stawking my prowl prey (of corse, it's my sistur, Rosie, I am preparing to attak)

Thare is no picktur of me attaking Rosie because I am such a feerrochus fitur that my lady had to decide if she was going to take a picktur or save Rosie's life. She decided to spare Rosie, but she mite not be so luckie next time.

Mad yet aMused ManCat Monday

2007-11-04T21:07:00.000-08:00

As yoo can see frum my eggspresshun, I am not happy with the lack of blogging owr lady is purrmitting us to do.

Rosie and I are between a catnip-rock and a hard cat-skratchur space with owr feelings

We're happie...

because owr lady has been vary busy cheeting on hur boyfrend, Mr. Werk, and inturviewing several diffuruent peepul to be the man-purson of the howse.

We're upset...

because the inturview process is eggstremelie intense. She always seems to be busy putting paint on hur face and using that lowd blowing thing on hur long head-fur at nite. Then, when she's done doing that silly stuff....she leeves fur the man-purson interview.

She's got a cupple man-peepul to chose frum. We hope she picks a cul man-purson soon!!

Tiney Toes Thursday!

2007-10-25T07:31:00.000-07:00

Clowse Up...

Wild Wednesday - Ode to Jake and Bathsheba!

2007-10-23T22:27:00.000-07:00

Today we are giving a well desurved wild wednesday ode to two of owr bestest frends, Jake and Bathsheba. If yer here at owr blog than yoo defunatelie have time to stop by thares rite now!

Oh, it seems like yer still reeding. Well then we'll have to subjeckt yoo to subliminul messaging...
Visit

Jake

And

Bathsheba

Cause

Thare

Awesume!

What's Wrong With Relaxing?

2007-10-21T21:10:00.000-07:00

Grampa saw this picktur and told my lady he needs to talk to me abowt sleeping appropriyatlie.

I dont undurstand what he's talking abowt. I was JUST relaxing!

Werdless Wednesday - Guess Who?

2007-10-16T21:08:00.000-07:00

It's Me!

An Eye Fur An Eye-Helping Mr. Compyootur See

2007-10-14T17:52:00.000-07:00

We did evarything we culd to cheer up mr. compyootur this week. We evun tried to act depressud...or dead...just like him, but it didn't werk.

Yesturday, an IT V-E-T came in to assess mr. compyootur's grave condishun. Turns owt he was depressed because he couldn’t see very gud. The IT V-E-T pursun gave him an intensive skreening check up and gave him new monitur glasses to see bettur! Mr. compyootur is brite and happie now and so are we cause we can visit owr innurnet frends again!

It Luks Fine To Us...

2007-10-04T22:47:00.000-07:00

Owr lady said a lot of sware werds yesturday. she got mad at mr. compyutur akkqusing it of getting into a crash.

It luke fine to us, no bumps or wires hanging owt anywhare. The only thing is that owr lady must have scared it a lot cause its no longur talking to anyone.

We reely reely hope it stops being skared and starts tawking again cause we miss heering what all of owr bestest friends are up too!

Monday MANCAT Dooties

2007-09-30T22:24:00.000-07:00

When it's time to rest and relax thare is no reasun to reed stuff with lots of werds. The one eggseptshun is othur cat blogs. Thowse are allowed cause I'm the MANCAT and I say so.
As a yung MANCAT in trayning I inforsed these MANCAT roolz.

If yoo have a complaynt abowt any of my MANCAT roolz please put them in the complaynt box lowkated at the bottum of my MANCAT littur.
Thank yoo,
Cheeto

My Smelly Romantik Blakmale Poem -By Rosie

2007-09-27T21:11:00.000-07:00

My Smelly Romantik Blakmale Poem

Yoo came home late and woke me up frum my nap
And had the awwdacity to smell like anothur cat.

Yoo say yer catsitting yer friends furry monsturs
But the smell of thare fur is driving me bonkurs.

But I'll furgive yoo and let yoo sleep thru the nite
If I can visit my coffee cake Eric via an airplane flite.

Don't Be A "PRO" at Moshun

2007-09-23T16:18:00.000-07:00

Owr bestest friends have been asking whare we are. We want yoo all to know it is NOT OWR FAULT we have not been arownd this past week.
Resently owr lady came home and told us she was offishallie a "Pro" at Moshun. We are much fastur than hur but didn't want to burst hur bubble considuring she is now a "PRO" at Moshun.
Moshun Skills

Evur since she's become a "PRO" at Moshun she comes home latur and has been hogging OWR bed earliur at nite. It's gottun so bad look at this!
Dissmul Sleeping Condishuns

Owr lady promuses it will get bettur in the next week...until then, we'll just half to put up with our lack of compyootur and dissmul sleeping condishuns. Hrumph...

Yoo Say Tomato Poem -Rosie

2007-09-12T22:20:00.000-07:00

Yoo say tomayto,

I say red squishie ball in a green contaynur.

Yoo say Tomatoe,

I say rolling wacking toy that smells funnie!

I Am A SupurCat! -Cheeto

2007-09-07T23:04:00.000-07:00

Frum teedeeuslie eyeing dawgs at the nayburhood dawg-park to attaking my lady at 3 a.m. the nite before she meets with new cliunts, I am a vary importunt part of making sure things are in ordur. To show my lady how importunt I am, I frequentlie strike this SUPERCAT powse.

Luk at my protruuding mussles and wildly attraktive belly spots. It’s a gud thing thare aren’t gurlcats at the dawg park cause thay’d be nocking at my door!
–Cheeto

Reel Eric vs. Alien Eric

2007-09-04T22:32:00.001-07:00

My Hot Appul Dumplin, Eric had a tramatik eggsperience the othur day. A V-E-T stole three of his teef and gave him smelly annie-stetik drugs. His brothur and best friend, Flynn, keeps hissing at him cause he smells like an alien...but he's NOT an alien!
<--Reel Eric
To show Flynn that his brothur Eric (my caramul appul pie) is not an alien have taken a piktur of the reel Eric (above) and the Alien Eric (below).
<--Alien Eric
Notice a diffurence? It's vary subtle, but please leeve a comment if yoo do. We need to let Flynn know that Eric is NOT an alien!!!

Whare Do Yoo Sleep?

2007-09-03T20:45:00.000-07:00

Ok, so owr attak plan (below) didn't go as skeduled. We kinda got comfie and fell asleep instead of attaking as origunalie planned. This randum sleepyness concurned us, so we went luking fur sleepy animuls on the innurnet.

LUK AT THIS! We thawt WE were randum sleepurs - but check owt Rusty the woofie, he's the bestest randum sleepur evur!

SLEEP ON RUSTY! SLEEP ON!

HELLO…We have a lives too! A Message To Owr Lady.

2007-08-27T22:46:00.000-07:00

We know yoove been busy with yer life, but HELLO, we have lives too, 18 between us bowth.

And why culdn’t yoo take us to the PLAY party with BOYs at the MANs place with the CHIN last weekend?!? The invite even had a bunny (or Skeezix) on it.
Hey, was Tripper tharebunnykikking?
Anyways, have no wurries. While yoo were gone we were here at home diskovuring new places to hide fur a surprise attak…be afraid, be vary afraid!

Sinerelie Yers,
Rosie and Cheeto

What's Yer Romantik Dessurt Name?

2007-08-21T20:56:00.000-07:00

My English Toffie Cake hubby Eric and I have been romantiklie eggschanging dessurt names fur eachothur.

Niknames fur Rosie:
Apple strudel,
Pashun froot sooflay,
Little creme brulee,
Froot popsicle

Niknames fur Eric:
Marshmelloo creempuff mancat
Sugur coated doonut with strawbarry fillur
Banana-nutella crape
Cookie dowe gelato hubby

He recentlie asked me what an Eskimo Pie was. Eric, my key lime pie a'la mode, this is an eskimo pie.

Do yoo have a dessurt nikname?
If not, what dessurt wuld yoo chose?!?!

My Middul Name Game! -Rosie

2007-08-16T21:10:00.001-07:00

Oh wow, my Powdured Creeme Puff Eric totalie got tagged by Skeezers. I wanna be tagged two so I'm pretending I am! Here are the rulz:

List one fact that is somehow relevant to you and your life for each letter of your middle name. If you don’t have a middle name, use the middle name you would have liked to have had.

When you are tagged you need to write your post using your middle name and facts about it.

At the end of your post, choose one cat to tag for each letter of your middle name. Be sure to let each cat know she/he has been tagged. (It's okay if you don't do this... tag who you want to tag!)

I don’t have a middul name, but I do have many dessurt petnames from my Eskimoe Pie Eric. Here’s one of my favorites Rosie “Pashun Froot Sooflay” Cat…

F – Frisky. I onlie let who I WANT cuddle with me!
R – Ranebow, cause I like to be a colorful pursonalie to othurs
O – Odurous when I make invisible stinkie…ummm, kinda embarrassing but troo
O – Off-Colur, I am a beeeutiful pleeethura of colurs (with a wite tale)
T – Talkative and intelleckshuallie Talented…that’s obvious

I Tag- Jake, Boy, Henry Helton and Aeon Michico

A Week Of Luv Luv Luv.

2007-08-12T20:19:00.001-07:00

Whare have we been fur a week? Well, we've been supur busy getting hugs and cuddles from owr mittun state Gramma and Grampa.

It was the ultumate cuddle fest cause thay STAYED AT OWR PLACE FUR A HOLE WEEK!

Than they left fur a cupple of days but that was ok cause they sent us pickturs of the new friends thay made at an annimul heaven place...thay called it Mon-turd-ray.
Here's Oscar . He luks like us but sumone pushed his ears down reel far. He likes to play in watur which is kinda strange, but aftur watching him do summursalts and play we've come to the conclushun this watur was laced with primo nip!

Than thare was Penny. Penny likes to ware a tux and waddles like my Catopotomus brothur Cheeto when he's full. Penny is kinda silly luking but as yoo can planly see she doesn't mind cause she's arownd hur silly luking friends.

Lastlie, we wur introduced to Benny. His fur is vary messy. We like Benny cause he has BIG eyes just like us and was HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY...his gramma and grampa must have been hanging owt with him this week too!!

-Posted by Rosie (with help frum Cheeto)

Proverbs - I (Rosie) was tagged by My Cookie Doe Gelato Eric

2007-07-31T23:19:00.000-07:00

I was tagged by my appul pie a'la mode Eric to share my favurite proverb with yoo. A proverb is a simple and concrete saying popularly known and repeated, which expresses a truth, based on common sense or the practical experience of mancat-kind.

Hear was my Cookie Dowe Gelato hubby Eric's proverb:
A mouse in time keeps the hunger pangs at bay.

Here's my favurite proverb:
There are three kinds of cats in this werld; those that make fud disappear supur fast, those that don't make fud dissapear fast enuf so thare fud gets eatun by the fast eaturs and those who don't hear the can of fud open and eat the leftovur dry fud.

We tag evaryone who has not been tagged yet cause it's supur fun to do!

Proverbs - I (Cheeto) was tagged by B'Sheba

2007-07-26T21:25:00.000-07:00

I was tagged by B'Sheba to share my favurite proverb. A proverb is a simple and concrete saying popularly known and repeated, which expresses a truth, based on common sense or the practical experience of mancat-kind. Here's my favurite.

"Beware of peepul who don't like cats...
thay are probublie crazy!"

And in honur of all thowse cats who enjoy peeing on stuff (errr...Kismet) here's a proverb that soots yoo.

"The werld is yer littur box...so pee whareever yoo want!"

We tag the following to come up with a proverb:
Henry Hilton
The Zoo Crew
Icon BB
Shilgiah
and Boy

What duz a...

2007-07-21T11:30:00.000-07:00

Cheeto, what duz a weekund getaway mean!?! Ahhhhhh, the blak box is coming owt... -Rosie

Werdless Wednesday

2007-07-18T00:05:00.000-07:00

Slite Resembulunce?!?

2007-07-14T11:34:00.001-07:00

Does This HarestyleResembul This Harestyle?

Princess Pearl made this grate sugjestion
Yoo be the judge...

We Got Tagged By Skeezix! Here we go...

2007-07-11T19:27:00.000-07:00

Cheeto- What were you doing 10 years ago?
I’m changing the queshtun. What were yoo doing 6 years ago?
I was hanging in my myami hood letting yucky werms eat my hart.

Rosie - What were you doing 1 year ago?
Last year I had a cupple of peepul friends, now I have a squillion cat friends AND Eric, my chocolate covered strawberry hubby. Culd life be any bettur.

Rosie- Five bad habits:
1. I make invisabul stinkies
2. I scratch the peepul teevee skreen cause it feels funnie
3. Sumtimes I aksidentlie finish my dooty outside the litturbox
4. I screem a lot cause everything is vary importunt
5. I luv sitting on the stove cause its warm

Cheeto- Five things you would do if you were a millionaire:
1. Create the ultimate hideowt attak palace
2. Have a fev-vur viewing paradise
3. Clone my lady so she’s always here
4. Build the surpreme fev-vur wand device
5. Make all the sad kitties happy

Cheeto- Five snacks you enjoy:
1. Parmashan cheeze 2. Buttur (shhh) 3. Milk 4. shredud cheeze 5. Tomayto sause

Rosie- Five things you like doing:
1. Being nice cause it makes me feel nice
2. Luking at the picktur of the picktur cake I got frum Skeezix
3. Jetpaking ovur to my cinnimun raison cookie hubby Eric’s howse
4. Rolling around fur attenchun
5. Keeping the counter kleen by nocking things off

Rosie- Five favourite toys:
1. milk top 2. hare ties 3. nip-mowsie
4. pens 5. red hidowt box

Cheeto- Five things you would never wear again:
t-shurt, t-shurt, t-shurt, t-shurt, t-shurt

We tag Jake & B'Sheba, Parker, Ariel, Rascal, The Zoo Crew, Ceasar and Princess, Faz and the beeutiful Princess Pearl

My Signachure Biskit Making Techneak -Cheeto

2007-07-08T00:21:00.000-07:00

It's grayne cause it was a wondurful impromptoo momunt. "Impromptoo" means sumthing is unexspekted...and usuallie cul.

As yoo can planely see, I am a grate biskit makur. It's importunt to exsel at things. I make biskit's evary morning. It's vary therapudik and helps me deal with my wild mancat lifestyle.
Do yoo exsel at anything?

Tummy Teasing Turnovur Tortie Tuesday

2007-07-02T20:36:00.000-07:00

Hello Evaryone! Since today is Tortie Tuesday, I decided to go ALL out and eggspress myself.

Here I am powsing with my "I'm supur cute so luv me" luk. This luk is purrfect fur getting tons of attenchun and if yer lucky yer lady will evun tilt hur head, luk yoo clowse in the eyes, and give yoo a nice smile. I like to make my lady smile cause it means she's happy. A happy lady means a happy Rosie.

and here's a side of me many of yoo have NEVUR seen, my tummy! Notice the beeeutiful wite spot that matches my tale stripe. Aftur my mommy and daddy painted my tale, I must have put my belly on the brush. Silly Silly me!

Werdless Wednesday - Cheeto

2007-06-26T23:01:00.000-07:00

We've Got Owr Answers!

2007-06-24T22:17:00.001-07:00

We got tagged by owr gud buddies Jake and B'Sheba! Here we go...
Favorite season?
Cheeto-Racing seasun, owr lady watches moovabul mashenes with us

Favorite room?
Rosie – Hallway cause that’s whare my lady arrives frum
Do you like dogs?
Cheeto- Yes, I like to watch them frum owr cat tee-vee
Are you in love?
Rosie–Yes, with my Yoo-Kay Krispy Kreme, Eric

Do you have any dark secrets?
Rosie–Sumtimes I make invisible stinkies. Shhhh.

Why do you blog?
Rosie-We luv to see what owr gud buddies are up too.
Are you into extremes?
Cheeto- An extreme attakur and extreme cuddlur

Favorite TV show?
Cheeto-Woofie park visit frum owr cat tee-vee
What makes you happy?
Rosie- Cheeto and Eric
Cheeto- Me, me, and usuallie my lady

Tuesday in Trayning - Rosie's Inturnship

2007-06-18T22:51:00.002-07:00

My irresistuble caramel crumbcake hubby, Eric, asked whare I have been recently. Yoo see, Cheeto has been hogging the blog cause I'm in trayning to be a Mao & Rocky Vishus Deer Repelunt inturn. Here I am with my inturn groop getting trayned by Mao.

It's hard werk and I don't get paid, but I enjoy hanging owt with the fellow inturns eggsept when they smell funny...lately, that seems to be the norm and with my fantastic sense of smell I'm wurried I won't survive M&R's intern bootcamp. Wish me gud luck!